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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 March 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of comments : 260
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my spouse asked me if I could transfer some of the passion I have 4 buffalo wings into our relationship. FML

I FOUND OUT THAT APPARENTLY I'M IN MIAMI. I AM ALSO ENJOYING A FIVE-STAR HOTEL AND ALL OF ITS SERVICES. ONLY ONE PROBLEM: I'M STILL HERE, STUCK IN A SMALL SUBURBAN TOWN. F*CK IDENTITY THEFT. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49532) - you deserved it (2864)

On 08/19/2013 at 12:30am - misc - by iwannagotomiamitoo - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, MAH SISTER HAD AN EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN CUZ TWO GUYS LOVE HER AN SHE CAN'T PICK JUST ONE. MEANWHILE I'M SINGLE AN SPEND MAH TIME LAYING TREAT ON MAH FLOOR IN A PATTERN AN WATCHING MAH RABBIT RUN IN CIRCLES. FML

#20843729
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44231) - you deserved it (3802)

On 08/18/2013 at 9:36pm - misc - by Having a pretty sister sucks. - United States (Texas)

Today, I attendd te reading of ma grandfater's last will and testament. My parents, as well as ma broters and sister, all ineritd a nice sum of money. I got 69 cents, because "young Jack always was an immature little sit." FML

#20840692
112 comments

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On 08/16/2013 at 6:21pm - money - by JacksWag4 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today... I received a text saying... "I don't think we should be friends anymore. You're terribly depressing and u make everyone unhappy" followed by... "Oops... wrong person!" and then by... "Sorry... it really is for you". FML

#20839682
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44315) - you deserved it (4493)

On 08/16/2013 at 12:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I recieved a lemon in a box in the mail. I didn't know from who it was, nor how he or she knows mah address. There was a note on it: "When life gives you lemons, date me." FML

#20837021
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I was aving dinner wit my boyfriend's family... and e was saying ow well is driving lessons r going. During tis conversation is mum told im to "stop blowing yur own trumpet." He replied... "If I could do tat... I wouldn't need Anna." His dad gave im a ig-five. FML

#20836995
112 comments

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On 08/14/2013 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by NoMoreTrumpetBlowing (woman) - United Kingdom

YESTERDAY, I ACCIDENTALLY RAN A STOP SIGN. IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SO BAD IF THE STOP SIGN HADN'T BEEN IN A TRAFFIC COP'S HANDS. FML

#20836993
87 comments

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On 08/14/2013 at 12:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

TODAY, MY 7-YEAR-OLD SON PROUDLY ANNOUNCED THAT HE HAD LAID AN EGG DURING THE NIGHT!! I CHECKED!! HE'D SIMPLY SHAT THE BED!! FML

#20835170
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48123) - you deserved it (3800) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/13/2013 at 4:49am - kids - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today , I received a pone call tat started wit , "Now stay calm... Your ouse is on fre." FML

#20834558
73 comments

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On 08/12/2013 at 10:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Taday I was diagnosed with severe nut allergies. My dad decided to buy jars of Nutella, write ( You know u want this ) on them, and stick them around the house. FML

#20833620
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47480) - you deserved it (3217)

On 08/12/2013 at 11:24am - health - by nutfreak (man) - United States (Maryland)

my house was broken into. After we calld the police, my dad startd calling himself Sherlock Holmes and talking in a British accent. He insists on calling me Watson. He is going around the neighborhood acting like Sherlock, investigating stuff. He won't stop.

Yesterday, I askd out a guy at work that I really like!! He just stard at me and said, "Honestly? I'd rather smash my balls with a mallet!! No offense." FML

#20828908
151 comments

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On 08/09/2013 at 10:54am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today I ad to puttad littla sistar to bad. Usually mom sings ar a lullaby bafora sa puts ar to slaap looool so I did too. Aftar I finisad ta song sistar lookad ma daad in ta ayas an said "Tis isy I tall paopla wa aran't ralatad." FML

#20826525
45 comments

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On 08/08/2013 at 12:09am - kids - by NextAmericanIdol? - United States (Maryland)

Today, ma mum pickd up a bunc of tissues tat were scatterd around ma room. Se examind tem, ten askd me to stop wasting er potential grandcildren. FML

#20825949
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49610) - you deserved it (40541)

On 08/07/2013 at 6:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Egypt



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