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Today, the girl I've secretly loved for years finally noticed me. That is, after I ran over her foot with my truck. FML
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On 09/10/2012 at 12:26am - love - by Disappointed (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I snuck out to go see my girlfriend. When I got to her house, I left my bike out front and we went on a nice walk around the block. We passed a homeless-looking woman going the opposite way. About ten minutes later, the same woman passed us, on my bike. FML
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On 09/09/2012 at 1:38am - misc - by crabmunch15 - United States (California)
Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML
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On 09/08/2012 at 4:32pm - health - by balletteacher - United States
Today, my grandpa was visiting. My neighbors started blasting out rap music, as they've done nearly 24/7 for months, telling me to fuck off when I complain. He went over and screamed he'd gut them like fish if they didn't pipe down. They did. He's 68 and still more intimidating than me. FML
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On 09/07/2012 at 6:59pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)
Today, the iPhone app I downloaded that plays cricket noises during the night, has attracted a horde of actual crickets into my bedroom. FML
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Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML
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On 09/05/2012 at 4:14am - love - by steve (man) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML
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On 09/05/2012 at 4:14am - love - by steve (man) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my fully grown, 90-pound German Shepherd sniffed and wagged his tail as a guy mugged me. FML
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On 09/02/2012 at 10:07pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my dog, who has been specially trained to go for help when I'm having a seizure, went to alert my parents downstairs that I was having an emergency. The "emergency" was me masturbating. FML
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On 09/01/2012 at 1:56pm - intimacy - by thewhompingwillow (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML
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On 08/29/2012 at 9:33pm - misc - by nolife - United States (Virginia)
Today, while getting pretty intimate with my newlywed wife in the car, a cop turned his lights on. As he was walking up, I was trying to get my pants back on but they wouldn't fit over my knees. The cop just laughed and walked away. Turns out my wife had my pants on and I was trying to put hers on. FML
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On 08/29/2012 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I accidentally decoded the system my parents use for talking about sex while I'm around. It's a substituion cipher, using literary references. As they're both lit. professors, this has me perpetually grossed-out and wondering, "Are they really talking about Anne Frank, or anal fisting?" FML
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On 08/26/2012 at 5:21am - misc - by ewww (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my dog was diagnosed with depression. I got him to help with my depression. I guess we can just be miserable together. FML
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On 08/24/2012 at 11:45am - animals - by alix - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)
Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML
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On 08/23/2012 at 4:28pm - love - by thekriss - Sent from mobile version
Today, I packed my bags and left for the airport. When I passed through security, the X-ray scanner discovered that my cat had also come along for the ride. FML
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