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Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37058) - you deserved it (3639)

On 09/26/2009 at 2:21pm - misc - by grossgross (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15361) - you deserved it (68106)

On 09/16/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by sarahh38 (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I called the company with whom I had a job interview last week, which I thought went great, but hadn't heard back from. One of the interviewers claimed that I tried to grope her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23765) - you deserved it (1750)

On 09/12/2009 at 2:32am - work - by badjob - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out why my husband had wanted to wait until marriage to get it on. Last night was the first night of our honeymoon, and he informed me that he wasn't always Ben, but used to be Brenda. His 'penis' doesn't work and he had wanted to know I "truly loved him" before he had let me know. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (109507) - you deserved it (8695)

On 09/09/2009 at 1:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)