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greenie213
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1321
  • Number of comments : 553
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About greenie213 : You wanna know something? Classic rock is the world's best music, Styx in particular. I play tennis too, and I'm actually halfway decent at it (according to high school standards at least). One more thing. Jesus is God. That's just the way it is. Questions about God? Message me. Questions about me? Message me.

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Today, I’m starting my 28th year with 28 cents on my bank account. FML

#227
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39769) - you deserved it (10559)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:41am - money - by Yohm - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told a friend that he looked smarter with his glasses on. He took them off and said "oh, and now you look more handsome". FML

#141
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12206) - you deserved it (34665)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:08am - misc - by loser - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I farted A LOT during my exam, all silent so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I am now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

#105
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14291) - you deserved it (36820)

On 10/27/2008 at 8:13pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML

#76
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15890) - you deserved it (78559)

On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version

Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML

#34
44 comments

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:54pm - love - by Anonymous -

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

#22
98 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -



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