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About greenie213 : You wanna know something? Classic rock is the world's best music, Styx in particular. I play tennis too, and I'm actually halfway decent at it (according to high school standards at least). One more thing. Jesus is God. That's just the way it is. Questions about God? Message me. Questions about me? Message me.

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Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41943) - you deserved it (6045)

On 03/15/2013 at 1:44am - misc - by fmlman - United States (Wyoming)

Today, my boyfriend, whom I haven't heard from in a whole month, turned up at my door because it was apparently "steak and blowjob day." FML


I agree, your life sucks (48698) - you deserved it (8374)

On 03/14/2013 at 5:02am - intimacy - by howaboutno (woman) - United States

Today, I discovered the "may have a laxative effect" warning on my sugar-free jelly beans should actually read "don't fart after consuming". FML


I agree, your life sucks (30609) - you deserved it (5336)

On 03/14/2013 at 2:21am - health - by Kimberpoo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I met the man of my dreams. We saw a movie, then went to a bar. It went perfectly, until he got wasted and started singing "Never Gonna Give You Up" to me while everyone laughed. Then I woke up, having just been Rickrolled by my own subconscious. FML

Today, I took my daughter on her first visit to the zoo. While we were watching the lemurs, some kid thought it would be funny to start shouting "MONKEY CUNTS" at them at the top of his voice. Now my daughter refuses to stop repeating the same phrase. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32773) - you deserved it (2935)

On 03/12/2013 at 10:05am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I woke to find my laptop and printer covered in what smells like pee. My boyfriend then confessed to me that he occasionally "sleep-pees". It's like sleepwalking, but where he urinates on random objects. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33596) - you deserved it (2674)

On 03/11/2013 at 12:09am - misc - by marcymoo - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, after my coworker bought coffee for me for the fifth time, I thanked him and asked him why. Apparently it's the only way to get me to shut up in the morning so he can get work done. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12000) - you deserved it (35038)

On 03/07/2013 at 8:44am - work - by coffee - United States

Today, wanting to impress my date, I bullshitted her about how I was an environmental scientist. She got so impressed that she invited me over to her place. Not her home, her office. So that I could give her pointers on her current project. She's a real environmental scientist. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9728) - you deserved it (72344)

On 03/05/2013 at 3:48am - work - by is there a environmental scientist in the house? - United States (California)

Today, a German guy came into the place where I work. Eager to use the German that I'd learned from my immigrant mother and her family, I started a conversation. Things were going well until the term I grew up thinking meant "Africa" turned out to be racist, translating as "Ape Land." FML


I agree, your life sucks (30725) - you deserved it (4043)

On 02/26/2013 at 11:50pm - misc - by Jan (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to Hollister with my grandmother. She immediately started yelling about the music being too loud, and ordered the staff to "shut the damn thing off". She was yelling at a bunch of mannequins. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25476) - you deserved it (4430)

On 12/01/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by time to put you down, gran (woman) - United States

Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30663) - you deserved it (5413)

On 09/26/2012 at 2:57am - misc - by bacon lovers worst nightmare - United States (California)

Today, my mother found a hickey on my neck. Not believing that it was from the hungry 2-month-old child I was holding, she confronted my boyfriend about it. He promptly accused me of cheating. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27091) - you deserved it (2447)

On 09/24/2012 at 3:09pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, as a pizza delivery guy, I was forced to see yet another naked 200 pound teenage girl with a serious case of body acne. They're starting to give me nightmares. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29540) - you deserved it (3414)

On 09/21/2012 at 6:57am - work - by scarred for life - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

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