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graffitied_love
  • Town/Country : St. Louis, United States
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 253
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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I'm interested in music, art, and psychology.
My mother says I'll amount to nothing.

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Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML

#20460946
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30488) - you deserved it (6024)

On 01/15/2013 at 3:56pm - misc - by Anonymous - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML

#20155776
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20514) - you deserved it (1714)

On 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm - misc - by Targeted - United States (Washington)

Today, while driving with my puppy in the passenger seat, he jumped out of the window. FML

#20124915
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15581) - you deserved it (20006)

On 10/20/2012 at 3:16am - animals - by puppylove - United States

Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML

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116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21841) - you deserved it (4939) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/21/2012 at 7:31am - misc - by minibuch1505 - Sent from mobile version



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