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gracehi
  • Town/Country : A second amendment state, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 March 1988 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 4828
  • Number of comments : 3637
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 11 posted

About gracehi : Pictured is a member of my imaginary man harem, riding a monstrous squirrel. Behold the epic and tremble.

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Today, after watching Hulk with my friends, we spent a good half hour discussing exactly how enlarged Bruce Banner's package would be in his Hulk state. I couldn't hide my excitement, and now my friends won't stop teasing me. FML

#19871781
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6166) - you deserved it (19564)

On 06/30/2012 at 2:36pm - misc - by rs (woman) - Egypt

Today, whilst stacking the dish washer I dropped a steak knife. Luckily, I caught it just before it hit my foot. I fist-pumped to celebrate my amazing catch and stabbed myself in the cheek. My parents couldn't stop laughing all the way to the hospital. FML

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155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9163) - you deserved it (28744)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:11pm - misc - by zztopspinner (man) - United States

Today, while taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains. The shadow turned out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub. I ran out of the bathroom screaming and naked. My little sister came to my door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML

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143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10272) - you deserved it (34792)

On 12/11/2009 at 8:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)



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