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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 March 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6698
  • Number of comments : 4309
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 14 posted

About gracehi : Pictured is a member of my imaginary man harem, riding a monstrous squirrel. Behold the epic and tremble.

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gracehi's favorite FMLs

Today, after watching Hulk with my friends, we spent a good half hour discussing exactly how enlarged Bruce Banner's package would be in his Hulk state. I couldn't hide my excitement, and now my friends won't stop teasing me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6571) - you deserved it (20793)

On 06/30/2012 at 2:36pm - misc - by rs (woman) - Egypt

Today, whilst stacking the dish washer I dropped a steak knife. Luckily, I caught it just before it hit my foot. I fist-pumped to celebrate my amazing catch and stabbed myself in the cheek. My parents couldn't stop laughing all the way to the hospital. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10516) - you deserved it (32170)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:11pm - misc - by zztopspinner (man) - United States

Today, while taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains. The shadow turned out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub. I ran out of the bathroom screaming and naked. My little sister came to my door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML


I agree, your life sucks (12192) - you deserved it (37672)

On 12/11/2009 at 8:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

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