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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 December 1986 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 959
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About goodnightpunpun : "A piece of my brain just shot out of my weiner!"

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Today, I discovered an enormous hairy spider sitting in the bathtub. I also discovered that I scream like a girl and pee a little bit when I am truly terrified. FML

#2656270
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43978) - you deserved it (11345)

On 06/06/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by imfromtexas02 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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683 comments

I agree, your life sucks (697110) - you deserved it (55877)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. I was playing with his little sister by grabbing her arms and spinning her around. On one turn, she started screaming in pain. It turns out I dislocated both her shoulders. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30609) - you deserved it (63361)

On 04/13/2009 at 7:27pm - kids - by grem (woman) - United States



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