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goodnightpunpun
  • Town/Country : Sao Paulo, Brazil
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 December 1986 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 813
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About goodnightpunpun : "A piece of my brain just shot out of my weiner!"

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Today, I discovered an enormous hairy spider sitting in the bathtub. I also discovered that I scream like a girl and pee a little bit when I am truly terrified. FML

#2656270
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38796) - you deserved it (8795)

On 06/06/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by imfromtexas02 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide stopped, turned off the lights, and told us to be quiet so we could feel absolute silence. I farted. FML

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179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23565) - you deserved it (44457)

On 04/22/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by fartmaster (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

#960425
620 comments

I agree, your life sucks (551686) - you deserved it (35438)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. I was playing with his little sister by grabbing her arms and spinning her around. On one turn, she started screaming in pain. It turns out I dislocated both her shoulders. FML

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152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26457) - you deserved it (50012)

On 04/13/2009 at 7:27pm - kids - by grem (woman) - United States



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