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2day I met mah boyfriend's very strict and traditional Korean parents . I had to listen to them while they calld me a skank and how I was fat and ugly compard to nice, pretty, Korean girls . They don't know I speak Korean .

#14184009
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46986) - you deserved it (3042)

On 12/12/2010 at 10:03pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

Yesterday, I broke up wit my boyfriend. He ten told me tat e will love me forever, wait fir me and will follow me to te ends of te eart. Apparently, tat means standing outside my door and calling my ouse pone every five minutes. It's been 3 ours straigt now. FML

#14138501
188 comments

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On 12/09/2010 at 1:00am - love - by Anonymous -

Today hile working as a hotel guard I found a homeless man lying in the grass. I askd him to move and he ignord me continuing to lie there with his head resting on his arms and a big smile on his face. I got annoyd and startd to yell at him. After a few minutes I realizd he was dead. mega FML

#14126104
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34209) - you deserved it (9514)

On 12/07/2010 at 11:18pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Taday I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on yur way home." fat FML

#14119130
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32338) - you deserved it (2764)

On 12/07/2010 at 11:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Guatemala (Guatemala)

Today, I went to the doctor because recently I've had ahite liquid coming from mah breast . I found out it's milk . I'm not pregnant . FML

#14019965
203 comments

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On 11/29/2010 at 2:11am - health - by unknown951 -

aftar moving housa... changing mah numbar... mah amail... and baginning lagal action to gat away from a grlho was stalking ma... I dacidad to go to tha movia to ralax. As soon as I got in mah saat... that sama grl walkad into tha naarly ampty thaatra. Sha sat naxt to ma. FML

#13723810
133 comments

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On 11/05/2010 at 5:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY... OUR CLASS WAS FOCUSING ON DISCRIMINATION... AND OUR TEACER ASKED US IF ANYONE AD EVER FELT DISCRIMINATED AGAINST. I PUT AND UP TO SARE A STORY... AND TEACER IMMEDIATELY SAID "IT'S BECAUSE YOUR GINGER... ISN'T IT?" TAT'S NOT WAT I WAS GOING TO SAY. FML

#13688243
240 comments

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On 11/02/2010 at 1:43pm - misc - by gingerninja (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I drove to the hospital to see mah newborn . I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him . Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a womanho I didn't know come out . She screamed . My wife was in the room next door . fat FML

#13675018
77 comments

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On 11/01/2010 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today looool , my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known they were eight yeres apart , but I never knew my dad startd dating my momhen he was 21 an she was 13. mega FML

#13561698
350 comments

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On 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

2day I realizd the benefits at Burger King r better than at my company. I'm an looool engineer, have three degrees, speak three languages fluently, an work at a multi-billion dollar company. The guy flipping burgers has better health care an more corporate 401k contributions than I do. fat FML

#13518808
104 comments

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On 10/19/2010 at 11:01pm - work - by engineerdude91 (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

2day I woke up to a broken window and 3 guys sitting in mah living room watching TV . FML

#13413623
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34494) - you deserved it (2660)

On 10/11/2010 at 11:06pm - misc - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman askd me what cummd on a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit. Trying not to laugh, I respond, ( Bacon, egg, and cheese. ) She then realizes the stupidity of her question, and launches three dollars worth of quarters at mah face and says, ( Laugh at that, jerk. ) FML

#13212563
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32983) - you deserved it (6001)

On 09/26/2010 at 7:14pm - work - by lyssuhhhh (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was in the bathroom stall when a man made eye-contact with me through the cracks. I quickly looked away, an about a minute later I looked back to see if he was gone. He was still there an was actually trying to keep making eye-contact with me while I pooped. FML

#13202314
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33229) - you deserved it (2507)

On 09/25/2010 at 11:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today I let out the most horrific loudest and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class!! Out of embarrassment I trid to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling but no one saw the funny side!! I was given looks of horror and avoidd by everyone else 4 the rest of the class!! FML

#13184282
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24869) - you deserved it (13286)

On 09/24/2010 at 4:21pm - health - by yogapants (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)



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