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Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39294) - you deserved it (14812)

On 08/30/2010 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by FYouBoyfriend (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, at a family dinner, my new husband compared deciding to marry me to buying a used car. Some of the similarites included looking under the hood and finding out how many previous owners there were. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27947) - you deserved it (6938)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:13am - intimacy - by carwife - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at a family dinner, my new husband compared deciding to marry me to buying a used car. Some of the similarites included looking under the hood and finding out how many previous owners there were. FML

#12655569
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27947) - you deserved it (6938)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:13am - intimacy - by carwife - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at a friend's house. She has one of those automatic air fresheners, and I was amazed when it went off. To get a better look at it, I got real close to it. I saw a button and pressed it. The air freshener went off again, spraying nothing but my eye. FML

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On 07/14/2010 at 2:14am - misc - by Eyefreshener (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37270) - you deserved it (9669)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States



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