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Today, At Mah Mother's Funeral, As Everyone Was Around Her Casket 4 The Viewing, Mah 5-year-old Son In Cluelessness Of What Was Going On Shouted, "Grandma Is More Fun When She Isn't Sleeping." Everyone Cried!! FML

#20521929
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41224) - you deserved it (3411)

On 02/25/2013 at 6:00pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I received mah first ever hand-job!! It would have been great if she didn't wipe it acros mah facehen I had finished and storm out of the room!! mega FML

Today , I woke up naked next to my gay roommate after a night of drinking. Neither he nor I remember anything. FML

#20083352
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25351) - you deserved it (25642)

On 09/22/2012 at 10:06am - intimacy - by holyshitbatman - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT THAT GOOGLE+ HAS BEEN AUTOMATICALLY UPLOADING MAH CELL PHONE PICTURE AS I TAKE THEM. MY FRIEND HAVE NOW SEEN PICTURE OF ME, MAH PENIS, AND OTHER THING TOO HORRIFYING TO TALK ABOUT. FML

#18945896
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14956) - you deserved it (41395)

On 01/29/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by brannie - United States

yesterday I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on work computer while I went to the bathroom, because boss updated status to "Unemployed." mega FML

#18765651
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13903) - you deserved it (50832)

On 01/10/2012 at 10:34am - work - by Needsanewjob (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today despite being 21 years old an living in my own place my mom still managed to walk in on me wacking off!!

#18622040
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38663) - you deserved it (9620)

On 12/27/2011 at 2:11am - intimacy - by ikungfuyou (man) - United States

YESTERDAY, MAH HUSBAND CALLD ME TO THE BEDROOM TO SHOW ME SOMETHING. THIS "SOMETHING" WAS HIM DEMONSTRATING HIS SEEMINGLY WELL-TRAIND ABILITY TO ACCURATELY TYPE OUT A SENTENCE ON MAH PHONE USING NOTHING BUT HIS ERECT PENIS. FML

#18531722
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30477) - you deserved it (5370)

On 12/16/2011 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by anne (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I talked to dad about joining the military!! He got up, laughed, and said, "As if the army would accept a pussy like you." big fat FML

#18524767
198 comments

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On 12/16/2011 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to yur pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML

#18224618
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40706) - you deserved it (7935)

On 11/12/2011 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my housa was robbd whila I sat halplassly on tha toilat with violant diarrhoaa . I could haar tham laughing hystarically . fat FML

#15922476
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49411) - you deserved it (5796)

On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -

Today... mah girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML

#8612745
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35073) - you deserved it (5020)

On 02/24/2010 at 10:29am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday I set up a camera in kitchen to see who was stealing cookies!! Turns out mom had her boyfriend over!! Good news, the cookies r safe!! Bad news, I now have something recorded that I looool never wanted to see in life!! FML

#3926899
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42036) - you deserved it (13270)

On 07/21/2009 at 10:55am - misc - by Pimp-Daddy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

2day I was hanging out with my boyfriend when we started messing around. Things were getting really hot when he gets a call from his best friend whose grandfather had just died. As they were talking and I heard her crying, he unzips his pants and mouths, "She won't know." FML

#1404603
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65374) - you deserved it (6828)

On 04/27/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I took te bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway tere, se fell asleep, er ead on ma soulder. I gently tried to wake er up before ma stop. Se wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. fat FML

#960425
700 comments

I agree, your life sucks (729438) - you deserved it (56575)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML

#159600
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1194180) - you deserved it (126792)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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