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fubar88
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 December 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 430
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I got a "save the date" card for the wedding of a couple my husband knows. I was excited because I really wish to be better friends with these people. I emailed the bride, "I got your STD!" and hit send before I realized how that sounded. FML

#60508 (62)

I agree, your life sucks (7412) - you deserved it (30911)

On 02/17/2009 at 12:11pm - misc - by silkytaco - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I lost 200 dollars while playing poker with my new sunglasses. Turns out you can see the cards in the reflection. FML

#52319 (65)

I agree, your life sucks (9086) - you deserved it (58080)

On 02/16/2009 at 10:25am - misc - by jwz (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML

#51117 (28)

I agree, your life sucks (38482) - you deserved it (2224)

On 02/16/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, My boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example he responded "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of WarCraft." FML

#34266 (203)

I agree, your life sucks (38918) - you deserved it (5951)

On 02/12/2009 at 10:46pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

#29434 (207)

I agree, your life sucks (6213) - you deserved it (88982)

On 02/12/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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