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Today, I went to pick up my 6-year-old son from his friend's house. They were having a great time, and he didn't want to leave. So, while I wasn't looking, he superglued both his hands to their kitchen table. FML

#20720952
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42889) - you deserved it (4152)

On 06/12/2013 at 2:21am - kids - by firestar772 - United States (California)

Today, I saw mice eating from my cat's food dish, again. Where is my cat? He's busy bringing in more mice, birds, and once even an unharmed chipmunk through his cat door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35331) - you deserved it (4158)

On 06/07/2013 at 12:33am - animals - by Damn Cat - United States (Iowa)

Today, after buying 3 new alarm clocks, I finally decided to video tape myself all night to figure out if my alarm clock was broken or if I was oversleeping. Turns out I wake up around 4am each day and turn them off without remembering. FML

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90 comments

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On 06/02/2013 at 2:06am - misc - by sleepy momma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was hitting on a girl that was getting ready to walk into the same class as I. We were waiting outside the room, and I told her that I heard the Professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down in a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

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On 01/21/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by footinmouth - United States (Iowa)



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