Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

fsomelife

Online | Search for a member

fsomelife

4Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1970
  • Number of comments : 502
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

fsomelife's page activity

Visits<b>nightbirdblue</b> - 22 hours ago<b>XXXR</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 2:45am<b>ireply_wlyrics</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 10:01pm<b>kjax</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 6:56am<b>LyonDetreny</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 6:09pm<b>blandrsn</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 5:36pm<b>ihavenolifehaha</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 2:45am<b>DropTheDaggerxx</b> - the 02/04/2015 at 11:45pm<b>niome</b> - the 02/04/2015 at 9:19pm<b>hasbeen</b> - the 02/04/2015 at 3:06pm<b>Evilseed</b> - the 02/04/2015 at 2:28pm<b>MiddSam</b> - the 01/27/2015 at 7:33pm<b>LeavenSilva</b> - the 01/22/2015 at 11:38pm<b>Lct1196</b> - the 01/17/2015 at 11:56am<b>rocker_chick23</b> - the 12/22/2014 at 11:41am<b>jmalesky3</b> - the 12/12/2014 at 11:10pm<b>disgruntledchef</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 10:53am<b>supertacowaffle</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 9:10am

Liked!<b>hasbeen</b> - the 02/04/2015 at 9:06pm<b>wrestlelaxskate</b> - the 10/15/2014 at 5:14am<b>TheOnlyMizLiv</b> - the 10/14/2014 at 7:29pm<b>dying_to_know</b> - the 09/03/2014 at 3:50pm

fsomelife's FML badges

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

42

You see, sonny boy, moderating FMLs is a bit like running a marathon.

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

See all of fsomelife's badges

fsomelife's favorite FMLs

Today, I noticed that my son was less excited about losing a tooth than normal. I asked him what was wrong, he said, "Tyler told me that the tooth fairy died yesterday in a car accident." To which Tyler replied, "You're welcome." FML

#21367147
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19074) - you deserved it (1572)

On 03/03/2015 at 8:14am - kids - by Mommycakes (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I walked 20 minutes in rain, winds that almost knocked me over, and face-fulls of stinging hailstones. Less than a minute after I finally got inside, the weather cleared up, the sun came out, and a rainbow appeared. FML

#21367104
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20360) - you deserved it (1764)

On 03/03/2015 at 5:41am - misc - by Banana_Lord - United Kingdom (Fife)

Today, my grandma rushed into my work and told my manager I had to leave due to a family emergency. Panicked, I ran to get my stuff and ran to the car. When I asked what had happened, she replied, "I needed someone to go see 50 Shades of Grey with me." FML

#21355550
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33040) - you deserved it (3377)

On 02/13/2015 at 8:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

#21354315
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18672) - you deserved it (35424)

On 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm - misc - by SDCore (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML

#21350749
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33626) - you deserved it (3399)

On 02/06/2015 at 2:06am - animals - by ZAnon - United States (Texas)

Today, instead of taking down the Christmas tree, my sister covered it with Valentine's Day decorations. FML

Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML

#21340885
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32751) - you deserved it (3406)

On 01/20/2015 at 10:08am - misc - by mybfthecrossdresser (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was cuddling my girlfriend. The TV was on behind me, with some kind of girl's basketball game playing. When I stared into my girlfriend's eyes, she accused me of trying to check out the girls by looking at their reflection in her eyes. FML

#21336365
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34730) - you deserved it (2847)

On 01/13/2015 at 11:25am - love - by can't win - Australia

Today, I went to the supermarket with my husband and kids. A crazy old man started yelling at us and challenged us to fight him outside. Security had to escort us to our car. Why was he so mad? Our cart momentarily blocked his path to the beef jerky samples. FML

#21334513
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28748) - you deserved it (2880)

On 01/10/2015 at 2:22pm - misc - by gotta_respond (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML

#21333300
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34533) - you deserved it (4005)

On 01/08/2015 at 1:44pm - love - by licensed_ginger (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mom and I went to exchange a massive stuffed animal, which was meant for my niece. I was carrying it when I saw a really hot guy looking at me funny. My mom snickered and told him that I never go anywhere without "George". FML

#21325643
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31135) - you deserved it (2882)

On 12/28/2014 at 1:52am - misc - by thanks a lot mom - United States (California)

Today, my son told me the Christmas letter he wrote to Santa was a joke and he didn't want the stuff he asked for. I already bought everything. FML

#21314459
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32210) - you deserved it (3462)

On 12/09/2014 at 2:15pm - kids - by Amore (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I performed the Heimlich maneuver on a man. He cussed me out because the piece of food he was choking on was "a perfectly good portion of lobster". FML



Mathilde Morieux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Best of the Worst #12
  • Another month, another bunch of shitposts. Yes, it's time to delve into the postbag and have another look at the weird and wonderful stuff we've been sent by people from all over the world. Hope you…

Tuesday 3 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: