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Today, during a conversation, my boss said, "What, what?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "In the butt." FML


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On 12/04/2012 at 9:43pm - work - by whitecollar - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I walked out of my apartment to see that someone had climbed onto the hood of my car and taken a shit on my windshield. I only moved in a couple of weeks ago. FML


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On 12/03/2012 at 2:36am - misc - by poopsthegame - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML


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