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folfg0
  • Town/Country : My bed, My room
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 August 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1171
  • Number of comments : 83
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About folfg0 : FML is checked everyday. I don't like being a grammar nazi, especially since I misspell words sometimes. But for the love of Pete. If ur guna tipe rike dis, u bttr b retarted.

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Today, it's been 2 weeks since I lost my virginity and I've already had sex with 3 guys. I think I'm a nympho. FML

#723
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I agree, your life sucks (9001) - you deserved it (67157)

On 01/07/2009 at 3:16am - intimacy - by sexaddict - Sent from mobile version

Today, to amuse my girlfriend I put on her sexy nightshirt and go out on the balcony for a smoke, wriggling about in front of her window. She laughs until one of her neighbors shouts "HELLO!" from the upper floor, grinning at the show. FML

#696
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I agree, your life sucks (10717) - you deserved it (8191)

On 01/03/2009 at 8:59pm - misc - by gabess - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML

#768
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I agree, your life sucks (28215) - you deserved it (2097)

On 12/31/2008 at 10:49pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version



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