About Folfg0
FML is checked everyday. I don't like being a grammar nazi, especially since I misspell words sometimes. But for the love of Pete. If ur guna tipe rike dis, u bttr b retarted.
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Folfg0's favorite FMLs

Today, I was arrested. The policeman threw me to the ground because I wouldn't answer his questions. This was after he told me I had the "right to remain silent". FML

By tgd4444 - / Saturday 23 July 2011 10:29 / Malaysia

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

By SkinsCastSelection / Monday 17 January 2011 09:53 / France

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML

By Imrickar / Saturday 30 April 2011 05:06 / United States

Today, when I stopped at a light, I tossed a banana peel into a field along the side of the road. The man behind me got out of his car, picked up the banana peel and threw it back into my car at me. When I tried to tell him it was biodegradable, he told me to "stop making up words." FML

By Anonymous / Friday 1 October 2010 13:47 / United Kingdom

Today, my boss stopped mid-walk during a conversation about the humidity in our office, after I told him I didn't like the air conditioner on, because I'd rather not be cold and wet, and that I liked it warm and sticky. I knew then he was no longer thinking about the AC. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 17 August 2011 13:00 / United States