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  • Town/Country : fargo north dakota, usa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 January 1997 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 316
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my crush of over a year came over for me to take her on our first date. Today was also the day my drunk parents decided to dance the chicken dance in our front yard, naked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26467) - you deserved it (1972)

On 01/11/2010 at 1:12pm - love - by JK2010 (man) - Israel (Hefa)

Today, I found out that a water pipe at my work had burst over the weekend. There is absolutely no water in the building, including the bathrooms. It's a 9 hour day, and I took a laxative this morning before I came in. FML

#7276638 (75)

I agree, your life sucks (17490) - you deserved it (7267)

On 01/11/2010 at 10:28am - work - by bs_happens (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I jumped into a pile of snow which had built up against a wall. Turns out it wasn't snow but a pile of cement covered by an inch of snow. I now have a 3 inch cut along my leg and a sprained wrist from falling. FML

#7277653 (55)

I agree, your life sucks (7110) - you deserved it (16392)

On 01/11/2010 at 8:43am - misc - by Chris (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML

#7275628 (235)

I agree, your life sucks (27456) - you deserved it (3903)

On 01/11/2010 at 8:25am - love - by krisx3ftw (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my daughter learned that if she rips a toy out of its package in front of a store employee, mommy will be forced to buy it. She now has two new toys today. FML

#7273590 (325)

I agree, your life sucks (22736) - you deserved it (7052)

On 01/11/2010 at 3:09am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom found a pack of cigarettes in my pocket. She hates smoking, so she tore every single cigarette to pieces, then emptied a bag of kitty litter on them. On my bed. FML

#7273093 (209)

I agree, your life sucks (6673) - you deserved it (35149)

On 01/11/2010 at 2:23am - health - by alexbobalex (woman) - Aland Islands

Today, my pet bird died. He had caught some illness and had been extremely sick for the past few days. He didn't die from the illness though. My dog ate him. FML

#7172146 (129)

I agree, your life sucks (18432) - you deserved it (2459)

On 01/05/2010 at 10:30pm - animals - by nomorepetbird (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized the odd smell I've been trying to get out of the house is coming from me. FML

#7072130 (55)

I agree, your life sucks (4990) - you deserved it (18561)

On 01/01/2010 at 1:07am - misc - by _akwardsituation (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but in fact, it wasn’t her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13450) - you deserved it (70855)

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