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  • Town/Country : Seattle , USA
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 October 1983 (29 years)
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  • Number of comments : 23
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Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for halloween. He said "Single". FML

#13610925
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37781) - you deserved it (3637)

On 10/27/2010 at 2:01am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was going to my first job interview since I was laid off. About 10 yards from the door, I felt a sharp pain in my side and something in my pocket. It turned out to be a knife in my side, and a mugger robbing me because I looked rich. I haven't had any money in months, and missed the interview. FML

#13544893
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I agree, your life sucks (38768) - you deserved it (2084)

On 10/22/2010 at 12:00am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that my "I don't believe in pre-marital sex" boyfriend is the father of my younger sister's newborn baby. After four years of being in a serious, but sexless, relationship, I am now single, horny, and an aunt. FML

#13311710
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44490) - you deserved it (4279)

On 10/04/2010 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend wanted to prove how honest he is so he showed me numerous texts in his phone where he told other women he was in a relationship before asking them to sleep with him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23940) - you deserved it (2153)

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