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Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML
by Anonymous / 05/13/2013 at 1:02am / United States / Miscellaneous
by JamiesMom / 05/13/2013 at 12:29am / United States (Michigan) / Animals
by joeidk / 05/11/2013 at 8:07pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by What the fuck, son? / 05/11/2013 at 12:21pm / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/27/2013 at 11:34am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML
by Anonymous / 04/26/2013 at 6:22pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in public. She happily said yes, and the surrounding crowd cheered for us. About 10 minutes later, after the excitement died down, she leaned over and quietly said, "Actually, I don't want to marry you. I only said yes so I wouldn't disappoint the crowd." FML
by BIGCHEIFAAA / 04/24/2013 at 12:55am / United States (California) / Kids
by iLynz / 04/23/2013 at 2:34am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that taking triple the maximum dosage of painkillers won't actually triple its effects. She rolled her eyes, called me clueless, and said that I should "leave this stuff to the professionals." She's studying to become a doctor. FML
by Anonymous / 04/21/2013 at 1:36pm / Kuwait (Al Kuwayt) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was trying sell a customer a top-of-the-line surround sound system. Apparently he was aware that I work on commission, as he threatened to buy the system elsewhere unless I sang Rebecca Black's "Friday" in front of the whole store. Goodbye, self-respect. FML
by a little less poor at least / 04/21/2013 at 12:03pm / United States (Tennessee) / Money
Today, after years of loaning my mother countless amounts of cash that never get paid back, borrowing $60 from her, and being just one day late paying it off due to food poisoning, she sends a very large man to my door to collect, like she's Tony Soprano. FML
by some people's parents / 04/18/2013 at 12:01am / United States (Colorado) / Money
by KatiRozz1 / 04/17/2013 at 1:40pm / United Kingdom (Middlesbrough) / Miscellaneous
by my dumb bro / 04/17/2013 at 12:13pm / United States (Arkansas) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/15/2013 at 12:02pm / Norway (Sor-Trondelag) / Love
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…
- Today, I caught my 16-year-old daughter and her boyfriend trying to use a latex glove as a condom.… Today, I hooked up with a guy I'm totally in love with. After finishing, he burst into tears about… Today, I was walking out of my girlfriend's house with her when I saw her thong drying on the rack.…
- Today, during an extremely romantic moment of cuddling with my girlfriend she started to cry, turns… Today, I hid in the bathroom of a Starbucks as a tornado completely flattened the building around… Today, I decided to sink low enough to sign up for one of those 'get paid for taking a survey site'…