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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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Fmaae82's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out through one of my friends that my boyfriend cheated on me. He says it doesn't count as cheating because he couldn't get it up. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 23 October 2013 07:40 / United States

Today, as a science teacher, I did a science experiment in front of a class. One of my students asked me if it was "photoshopped." He was being serious. FML

By jdawn99 / Tuesday 22 October 2013 14:24 / United States - Arkansas City

Today, I was assigned to fill in for a French teacher who was out sick. I had asked the class to name some French-speaking countries. I called on one girl and she replied, "Uh, Europe. That's, like, the only other one, right?" Nobody disagreed. I'm filling in for the rest of the month. FML

By :| / Tuesday 22 October 2013 01:40 / United States - Philadelphia

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school today. She had been telling the teacher, "I have a huge boner." Apparently, some of the kids at school told her it meant 'headache' and she's been saying it all day. FML

By momaaa1342 / Monday 21 October 2013 03:51 / United States - Elmwood

Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML

By myself / Thursday 20 September 2012 07:00 / United States - Seaside