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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1970
  • Number of comments : 171
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About flinkpamingo : Crap, I'm almost a fossil!! The incredibly PROUD mom of a U.S. soldier and a WONDERFUL dancer whom I greatly admire. When she marries soon, I will get to put my "grandma pants" on. WooHoo! Finally, someone to play with again and I can quit borrowing other people's kids !!

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How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

flinkpamingo's favorite FMLs

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

by NoBalls / 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm / United States (Indiana) / Transportation

Today, at the Eurostar customs, an officer asked me if I had packed my luggage myself. I teasingly answered "No, I was helped by a member of Al Qaeda." which earned me a body and luggage search and a missed train. FML

by Behemoth2 / 12/14/2008 at 12:15am / Transportation

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

by Kaji / 11/14/2008 at 6:20am / Intimacy

Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML

by Noname / 10/26/2008 at 5:20pm / United States (Alabama) / Animals

Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML

by Noname / 10/26/2008 at 5:20pm / United States (Alabama) / Animals