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  • Number of visits : 1340
  • Number of comments : 171
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About flinkpamingo : Crap, I'm almost a fossil!! The incredibly PROUD mom of a U.S. soldier and a WONDERFUL dancer whom I greatly admire. When she marries soon, I will get to put my "grandma pants" on. WooHoo! Finally, someone to play with again and I can quit borrowing other people's kids !!

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Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

#2812014
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (94435) - you deserved it (19961)

On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, at the Eurostar customs, an officer asked me if I had packed my luggage myself. I teasingly answered "No, I was helped by a member of Al Qaeda." which earned me a body and luggage search and a missed train. FML

#510
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6261) - you deserved it (56924)

On 12/14/2008 at 12:15am - misc - by Behemoth2 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

#303
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38204) - you deserved it (20396)

On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version

Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML

#65
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28156) - you deserved it (3896)

On 10/26/2008 at 5:20pm - animals - by Noname - United States (Alabama)

Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML

#65
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28156) - you deserved it (3896)

On 10/26/2008 at 5:20pm - animals - by Noname - United States (Alabama)



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