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finnrambo

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 July 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1251
  • Number of comments : 91
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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finnrambo's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a text from my mom saying, "I heard the cupcake store got robbed. Where are you?" Then she texted back, "Oh never mind, they wanted money, not cupcakes. It wasn't you." Very funny, Mom. FML

#19062994
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25167) - you deserved it (4635)

On 02/13/2012 at 2:09am - misc - by cieee - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned that my mother might not live much longer. My boyfriend, instead of showing compassion asked me, "We're still having video chat sex, right?" FML

#17914334
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39013) - you deserved it (4130)

On 10/05/2011 at 8:55pm - intimacy - by Forever sad (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, while in heavy traffic on the highway, a motorcyclist managed to t-bone my car. He picked himself up, glanced at the side of my car, and quickly drove off, all in the space of a few seconds. I just got an expensive paint job on this thing. FML

#17778728
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23497) - you deserved it (2759)

On 09/19/2011 at 4:35am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML

#17709124
608 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23736) - you deserved it (254763)

On 09/10/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my wife tried to refill the windshield wiper fluid on her own. However, she poured it where the oil goes. Now the car is having major issues. Last week I lost my job, and I have no idea how much this is going to cost to fix. FML

#17619423
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31264) - you deserved it (3380)

On 08/30/2011 at 5:35am - money - by BadTime (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my girlfriend's overprotective parents decided that I'm a bad influence on their daughter. I'm a straight A engineering student who openly speaks out against drugs, alcohol, and discrimination. Their reason? Someone told them I dyed my hair black. They think I'm a "closet Nazi". FML

#17197650
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42527) - you deserved it (3750)

On 07/21/2011 at 12:10am - love - by rbeast (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

#17037512
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41414) - you deserved it (3267)

On 07/09/2011 at 3:04am - misc - by JohnyP - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend sent me a video of him having sex with someone from one of his last relationships because he thought it would turn me on. FML

Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML

#16589535
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51548) - you deserved it (3658)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:17am - misc - by stepsister - United States (Ohio)

Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML

#16258570
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35314) - you deserved it (21403)

On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was my sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML

#15219004
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36887) - you deserved it (6562)

On 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm - misc - by Spooked (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML

#14743806
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27099) - you deserved it (12817)

On 01/28/2011 at 2:55pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, for the first time ever, my boyfriend of one year told me he loved me. He was calling me by collect call from the county jail. FML

#14485086
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27788) - you deserved it (5760)

On 01/06/2011 at 12:38pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, an antiques dealer made a joke about chopping off and buying my deformed left hand. FML

#14377623
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30032) - you deserved it (2544)

On 12/29/2010 at 1:50am - misc - by Shepaintsmusic -

Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML

#14305984
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42888) - you deserved it (8951)

On 12/23/2010 at 1:36am - intimacy - by nemo518 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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