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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 December 1993 (22 years)
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Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML


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On 04/17/2011 at 1:56am - intimacy - by rastafarimon (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went on my first official date I've been on since my divorce. Things were going great until he ordered his fourth 32oz beer; he got hammered and became a horny octopus. Oh, and he farted whiled trying to give me a goodnight kiss. FML


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On 04/16/2011 at 4:39am - love - by Username - United States

Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML


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On 04/15/2011 at 7:38am - love - by ZaraAce (woman) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, my boyfriend actually remembered our anniversary. Not our anniversary of being together, which he forgot last month, but the anniversary of him getting his first blow job from me. FML


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On 04/11/2011 at 12:01am - intimacy - by blower - United States (Colorado)

Today, I discovered that my girlfriend can only orgasm when we have sex to gospel music. FML


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On 04/03/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by cantgetup (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML


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On 12/25/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

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