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by single lady / 08/15/2011 at 10:45am / United States (California) / Love
Today, it was my engagement party. All was going fabulously until my fiancé's dad decided to give us a toast, and completely forgot my name in front of all my family and friends. I've been with his son for 7 years. FML
by Alex / 08/15/2011 at 12:16am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Love
by MC / 08/14/2011 at 10:51pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/14/2011 at 8:25pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not only did we have to wait over an hour for my grandma to finally show up, but when she did, she had her 30 year old boytoy in tow. Apparently, "Granny has needs too you know, hahaha!" Goodbye peaceful family. FML
by Anonymous / 08/14/2011 at 4:21pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/14/2011 at 3:32pm / United States (North Carolina) / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/03/2011 at 11:27pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by Username / 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm / United States / Love
by Cinnamon / 07/17/2011 at 8:04pm / Jamaica (Saint Andrew) / Intimacy
by krissy8799 / 07/15/2011 at 12:53am / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
by Anonymous / 07/13/2011 at 1:02am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Nick / 07/08/2011 at 1:19am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by parentof5 / 04/23/2011 at 11:20am / United States / Kids
Today, I painted a kids room at my new nanny job while the dad "helped" by staring at my ass and telling me how hard it is to position your "junk" correctly when wearing a speedo. First day on the job. FML
by Anonymous / 04/20/2011 at 9:39pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, I got a call from a girl I was seeing. She said that she was falling for someone else, but she still liked me and couldn't decide what to do. Being the romantic (idiot) I am, I told her that she should do what would make her happiest, thinking that she would pick me. She didn't. FML
by HFCS / 04/18/2011 at 12:53am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
- Today, my dad brought in fresh strawberries he picked from his garden in our backyard. They tasted… Today, I got into trouble from my mum for not apologising to my grandpa after he was rude to me. He… Today, I went on vacation with my family. It wasn't until I had gotten back home that I found out I…