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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 December 1993 (21 years)
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TODAY, AT MAH AUNT'S WEDDING, THE TIME FIR THE TOSSING OF THE BOUQUET CAME AND THE ANNOUNCER ASKED FIR ALL THE SINGLE LADIES TO GATHER BEHIND THE BRIDE. I WAS THE ONLY ONE. FML

#17479569
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39618) - you deserved it (3450)

On 08/15/2011 at 10:45am - love - by single lady - United States (California)

Today, it was my engagement party. All was going fabulously until my fiancé's dad decided to give us a toast, an completely forgot my name in front of all my family an friends. I've been with his son fir 7 yeres. big fat FML

#17475917
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30678) - you deserved it (2717)

On 08/15/2011 at 12:16am - love - by Alex (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

today I was so drunk tat I gave ma mom's number instead of mine to te really cute guy I met at te bar. FML

#17474941
128 comments

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On 08/14/2011 at 10:51pm - love - by MC (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today,hile flicking bean, I was thinking about boyfriendho moved to California last week. Before I came, I had to stop because I started crying. FML

#17473520
205 comments

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On 08/14/2011 at 8:25pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Taday my raligious parants wara hosting a family dinnar. Not only did looool wa hava to wait ovar an hour fir my grandma to finally show up... buthan sha did... sha had har 30 yaar old boytoy in tow. Apparantly... "Granny has naads too you know... hahaha!" Goodbya paacaful family. FML

#17471582
175 comments

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On 08/14/2011 at 4:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I walkd in on my mom ranting on abouthat a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my looool cat. It's not the first time this has happend, either. FML

#17471195
107 comments

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On 08/14/2011 at 3:32pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today , the closest I came to doing something that could be vaguely construed as "constructive" was wanking an crying. Sometimes simultaneously. FML

#17361145
165 comments

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On 08/03/2011 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, Boyfriend Proposd To Me By Tossing The Ring At Me An Saying "Here, Wear This." Big Fat FML

#17194109
354 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML

#17153294
215 comments

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On 07/17/2011 at 8:04pm - intimacy - by Cinnamon (man) - Jamaica (Saint Andrew)

Today, I gave ma boyfriend a blow job for te frst time. He posted it on Facebook an can't understand wy I'm angry wit im. FML

#17115865
238 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 12:53am - intimacy - by krissy8799 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, mah girlfriend,ho is very self conscious about her body, finally decidd to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I strippd and turnd around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
435 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today , my grlfriend an I have been in a relationship fir 3 yeres. She's pregnant. I'm a vrgin. FML

#17023153
351 comments

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On 07/08/2011 at 1:19am - love - by Nick (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

#15896791
182 comments

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On 04/23/2011 at 11:20am - kids - by parentof5 (man) - United States

Today, I painted a kids room at mah new nanny jobhile the dad "helped" by staring at mah ass and telling me how hard it is to position yur "junk" correctlyhen wereing a speedo. First day on the job. big fat FML

#15865508
93 comments

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On 04/20/2011 at 9:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got a call from a grl I was seieng. She said that she was falling fir someone else, but she still liked me an couldn't decide wat to do. Bieng the romantic (idiot) I am, I told her that she should do wat would make her happiest, thinking that she would pick me. She didn't. FML



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