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Today, at my aunt's wedding, the time for the tossing of the bouquet came and the announcer asked for all the single ladies to gather behind the bride. I was the only one. FML
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On 08/15/2011 at 10:45am - love - by single lady - United States (California)
Today, it was my engagement party. All was going fabulously until my fiancé's dad decided to give us a toast, and completely forgot my name in front of all my family and friends. I've been with his son for 7 years. FML
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On 08/15/2011 at 12:16am - love - by Alex (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML
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On 08/14/2011 at 10:51pm - love - by MC (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, while flicking my bean, I was thinking about my boyfriend who moved to California last week. Before I came, I had to stop because I started crying. FML
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On 08/14/2011 at 8:25pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not only did we have to wait over an hour for my grandma to finally show up, but when she did, she had her 30 year old boytoy in tow. Apparently, "Granny has needs too you know, hahaha!" Goodbye peaceful family. FML
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On 08/14/2011 at 4:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)
Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML
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On 08/14/2011 at 3:32pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, the closest I came to doing something that could be vaguely construed as "constructive" was wanking and crying. Sometimes simultaneously. FML
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On 08/03/2011 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
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On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
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On 07/17/2011 at 8:04pm - intimacy - by Cinnamon (man) - Jamaica (Saint Andrew)
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blow job for the first time. He posted it on Facebook and can't understand why I'm angry with him. FML
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On 07/15/2011 at 12:53am - intimacy - by krissy8799 - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
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On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
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On 07/08/2011 at 1:19am - love - by Nick (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
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On 04/23/2011 at 11:20am - kids - by parentof5 (man) - United States
Today, I painted a kids room at my new nanny job while the dad "helped" by staring at my ass and telling me how hard it is to position your "junk" correctly when wearing a speedo. First day on the job. FML
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On 04/20/2011 at 9:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I got a call from a girl I was seeing. She said that she was falling for someone else, but she still liked me and couldn't decide what to do. Being the romantic (idiot) I am, I told her that she should do what would make her happiest, thinking that she would pick me. She didn't. FML
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On 04/18/2011 at 12:53am - love - by HFCS (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
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