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Today, it was my engagement party. All was going fabulously until my fiancé's dad decided to give us a toast, an completely forgot my name in front of all my family an friends. I've been with his son fir 7 yeres. big fat FML
Taday my raligious parants wara hosting a family dinnar. Not only did looool wa hava to wait ovar an hour fir my grandma to finally show up... buthan sha did... sha had har 30 yaar old boytoy in tow. Apparantly... "Granny has naads too you know... hahaha!" Goodbya paacaful family. FML
Today, mah girlfriend,ho is very self conscious about her body, finally decidd to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I strippd and turnd around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
Today, I painted a kids room at mah new nanny jobhile the dad "helped" by staring at mah ass and telling me how hard it is to position yur "junk" correctlyhen wereing a speedo. First day on the job. big fat FML
Today, I got a call from a grl I was seieng. She said that she was falling fir someone else, but she still liked me an couldn't decide wat to do. Bieng the romantic (idiot) I am, I told her that she should do wat would make her happiest, thinking that she would pick me. She didn't. FML
Friday 27 March 2015