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About ferniferous : hahaha no
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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2day a man pulled me violently into an alleyway an informed me I was bieng mugged. Bieng a body-builder... I said... "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked mah ass in a matter of seconds... stole mah wallet... then farted on mah bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move . As I got up, the bus turnd round a corner and I fell over into looool a man's lap . When I trid to get up, I slippd down between his legs . FML
Today , I had to say a deep sincere speech on assembly in front of the whole college on the recent floods in Queensland. Instead of saying "We are Queenslanders , when we get knocked down , we get back up" I stumbled and said "We are Queenslanders , when we get knocked up..." big fat FML
Today, I realized that as a result of working in an office which has an oddly-placed window, the drect sunlight has caused the left side of my face to become significantly darker than the right. Just call me Harvey Dent. FML
Today... I got a call from mah daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her wat was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. fat FML
Yesterday, I cried harder than I have in years. I was babysitting, and watching Pokémon to pass the time. It was the episode where Ash, Dawn, and Brock on the show went their separate ways, and may never be together again. mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015