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Today, I spent three and a half hours creating a Wikipedia page for myself. Three minutes after publishing, it was deleted due to me being a "Non-notable person nobody's ever heard of." FML
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On 02/11/2011 at 7:26pm - misc - by shredded - United Kingdom (Richmond upon Thames)
Today, I realized that as a result of working in an office which has an oddly-placed window, the direct sunlight has caused the left side of my face to become significantly darker than the right. Just call me Harvey Dent. FML
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On 02/11/2011 at 1:15pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my professor's son died in a car accident and class has been cancelled until further notice. All my friends were delighted and cheered about it in front of me. I was dating my professor's son. FML
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On 02/10/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML
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On 02/08/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by mom21 - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I cried harder than I have in years. I was babysitting, and watching Pokémon to pass the time. It was the episode where Ash, Dawn, and Brock on the show went their separate ways, and may never be together again. FML
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On 02/05/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, the midwest blizzard hit my town, burying the roads in snow. All the local stores are closed. I'm not only currently on my period, but I'm out of pads and toilet paper. FML
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On 02/03/2011 at 3:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, my brother and father thought it would be a good idea to wake me up by turning on a chainsaw and wearing hockey masks. FML
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On 01/29/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by unlucky dudebag - United States (California)
Today, I went out to my car only to find my battery had died the night before. With the wind chill, it was -20°F outside. With the hood open, and jumper cables in one hand, I tried to flag down a passing motorist for help. A man in a truck slowed down, sarcastically waved at me, and kept driving. FML
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On 01/21/2011 at 4:50pm - misc - by dwhitehouse (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I wrote a mental note: don't tell a couple of nuns that you used black magic to fix their computer. Then don't tell the story to your boss just as the nuns walk back in again. Then don't say "speak of the devil" to them. FML
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On 01/20/2011 at 5:55am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I was in the Cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML
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On 01/19/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was on a plane. When my flight attendant brought me my drink, it had a lid and a straw. He told me, very seriously, "not to spill." No one else got a lid. I'm 18, and apparently I look spill-prone. FML
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On 01/16/2011 at 8:37pm - misc - by thisisme (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I discovered my parents have spent my college fund because "2012 will happen" before I graduate. FML
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On 01/13/2011 at 12:48am - money - by skyhigh - United States (Texas)
Today, I was lying on the sofa when the phone rang. I jumped up to answer in time. I knocked over my laptop, and kicked my guitar into a glass causing it to smash. It was a wrong number. FML
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On 01/10/2011 at 3:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Isle of Man
Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML
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On 01/06/2011 at 5:57pm - misc - by UltraHoe69 - United States
Today, I came home and was greeted by my dad telling me that he pawned my guitar for gas money. FML
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On 12/28/2010 at 9:52pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
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