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  • Birth Date : Monday 31 October 1994 (20 years)
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Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. mega FML

#14968643
208 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I Got A Parking Ticket In The Mail. I Don't Have A Car. Mega FML

#14967692
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34425) - you deserved it (2853)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Roxas (woman) - United States (Virginia)

2day a man pulled me violently into an alleyway an informed me I was bieng mugged. Bieng a body-builder... I said... "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked mah ass in a matter of seconds... stole mah wallet... then farted on mah bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML

#14965591
198 comments

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On 02/13/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by NotAsToughAsHeThinks (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move . As I got up, the bus turnd round a corner and I fell over into looool a man's lap . When I trid to get up, I slippd down between his legs . FML

#14963197
59 comments

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On 02/13/2011 at 8:18pm - misc - by alice (woman) - United Kingdom

Today , I had to say a deep sincere speech on assembly in front of the whole college on the recent floods in Queensland. Instead of saying "We are Queenslanders , when we get knocked down , we get back up" I stumbled and said "We are Queenslanders , when we get knocked up..." big fat FML

#14955140
73 comments

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On 02/13/2011 at 5:00am - misc - by knockedup (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Taday I was chosen as King 4 our winter formal. Even after I won , nobody wanted to dance with me. FML

#14954492
60 comments

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On 02/13/2011 at 2:16am - misc - by Average - United States (Iowa)

TODAY, WHILE SHOPPING IN THE BABY DEPARTMENT AT A LOCAL DEPARTMENT STORE, A WOMAN APPROACHED ME ASKING WHEN I WAS DUE. I TOLD HER THAT I WAS DUE IN 4 MONTHS. I LIED. I'M NOT PREGNANT. FML

#14945395
93 comments

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On 02/12/2011 at 2:50am - misc - by Liar Liar - United States

Today, I got banned on Club Penguin cuz I said "shit"hile I was in a fight with another penguin abouthose igloo is cooler!! Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? mega FML

#14944563
147 comments

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On 02/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by courtbabbbby (woman) - United States

Today, I spent tree and a alf ours creating a Wikipedia page for myself . Tree minutes after publising, it was deletd due to me being a "Non-notable person nobody's ever eard of." FML

#14939182
127 comments

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On 02/11/2011 at 7:26pm - misc - by shredded - United Kingdom (Richmond upon Thames)

Today, I realized that as a result of working in an office which has an oddly-placed window, the drect sunlight has caused the left side of my face to become significantly darker than the right. Just call me Harvey Dent. FML

#14935582
38 comments

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On 02/11/2011 at 1:15pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY MY PROFESSOR'S SON DID IN A CAR ACCIDENT AND CLASS HAS BEEN CANCELLD UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. ALL MY FRIENDS WERE DELIGHTD AND CHEERD ABOUT IT IN FRONT OF ME. I WAS DATING MY PROFESSOR'S SON. FML

#14922394
310 comments

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On 02/10/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today... I got a call from mah daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her wat was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. fat FML

Yesterday, I cried harder than I have in years. I was babysitting, and watching Pokémon to pass the time. It was the episode where Ash, Dawn, and Brock on the show went their separate ways, and may never be together again. mega FML

#14852501
235 comments

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On 02/05/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

2day the midwest blizzard hit my town, burying the roads in snow. All the local stores are closd. I'm not only currently on my period, but I'm out of looool pads an toilet paper. FML

#14827819
198 comments

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On 02/03/2011 at 3:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my broter an fater tougt it would be a good idea to wake me up by turning on a cainsaw an wearing ockey masks. FML

#14753442
109 comments

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On 01/29/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by unlucky dudebag - United States (California)



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