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  • Tell us what happened next

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • One more and it's business time

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Ferniferous's favorite FMLs

Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, "May the force be with you". FML

By sabz21 / Monday 27 January 2014 04:37 / United States - Naugatuck

Today, marks the third week since my sister's guinea pig learned to masturbate. He humps his wheel and makes squeaking noises for five minutes, then rolls over on his side and pants heavily. He does it at least twice a night while I'm trying to sleep. FML

By Anonomous / Sunday 29 December 2014 00:31 / United States - Plainfield

Today, I learned that no matter how much of a nerd a girl claims to be, she is not ready for you to speak Klingon during sex. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 20 November 2013 03:42 / United States - Brooklyn

Today, I discovered that for the last six months my mother has been leaving my TV on FOX while I sleep, in the hope that my subconscious will absorb it and turn me into "a morally-upright human being". FML

By Anonymous / Friday 16 December 2011 22:02 / United States

Today, in front of family and friends, as I got down on one knee, my girlfriend fainted. Her father, a lawyer, rushed over and said, "Anything she says for the next 72 hours is not legally binding" and whisked her away. FML

By bigjohn106 / Sunday 17 July 2011 12:34 / United States