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ferniferous
  • Town/Country : none, USA
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  • Birth Date : Monday 31 October 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 3052
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 108 posted

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Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

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On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

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On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML

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On 05/10/2011 at 1:18am - kids - by Whatdididowrong? -

Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond back. FML

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On 05/07/2011 at 3:08am - misc - by sillyfox4lyfe (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML

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On 05/07/2011 at 12:46am - love - by littlegirl - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my favorite song came on and I started playing the air guitar and head banging to it. I didn't realize just how close I was to the chair next to me and went face first into the metal back. FML

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On 04/30/2011 at 3:52pm - health - by Jordan - United States

Today, I finally confessed my feelings to my long time crush. He was the only one I've been able to muster up the courage to open up to. He replied "lmao" and hasn't texted back since. FML

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197 comments

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On 04/08/2011 at 9:39pm - love - by notfunny - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML

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On 04/01/2011 at 2:16pm - misc - by Natalie - United States (Texas)

Today, I kissed a boy I have liked since the first day of university. I was thrilled until he followed it with, "Right, I don't think we should tell anyone this happened. Not that they'd believe it anyway." He then patted my ass and walked away. FML

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On 03/27/2011 at 10:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML

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On 03/20/2011 at 9:25pm - kids - by failureparent (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had a violent coughing fit while at the store, which caused a lady to think I was choking, grab me from behind and start doing the Heimlich maneuver incorrectly. She broke two of my ribs. FML

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On 03/16/2011 at 8:53am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out the hard way that if you think a waiter is hot, you probably shouldn't tell your parents. They could react by screaming at him across the room to tell him you think he's a hottie. FML

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On 03/05/2011 at 12:34am - misc - by anonymous - France

Today, my parents told me that due to my lacking height and weight, I legally have to sit in a booster seat in the car from now on. I'm nineteen. FML

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125 comments

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On 03/03/2011 at 6:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML

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On 03/02/2011 at 7:35pm - work - by Worstjob (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, my fiancé and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer. FML

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On 03/02/2011 at 6:21pm - money - by me - United States (Washington)



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