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fatraptorjesus13
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 February 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 211
  • Number of comments : 173
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I had an admissions interview at my dream college. I spent hours practicing questions and picking the perfect outfit. It was not until after the interview that I realized I'd scratched a pimple while waiting, and my forehead had been smeared with blood the entire time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21731) - you deserved it (2563)

On 06/07/2012 at 2:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML

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