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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 February 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 478
  • Number of comments : 189
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, while riding the subway, I fell asleep. I awoke to find that someone had stolen my glasses. From off my face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38808) - you deserved it (7478)

On 11/24/2013 at 6:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML


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On 07/13/2013 at 1:22pm - misc - by fuck (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I had an admissions interview at my dream college. I spent hours practicing questions and picking the perfect outfit. It was not until after the interview that I realized I'd scratched a pimple while waiting, and my forehead had been smeared with blood the entire time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30027) - you deserved it (4044)

On 06/07/2012 at 2:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML


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On 07/31/2011 at 5:05am - misc - by brebre101 - Canada

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