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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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fastevan47's favorite FMLs
Today, I was getting ready, when I heard my dad in the shower. He was singing along to the song "The Wheel in the Sky" by Journey. Except he'd changed the lyrics and was singing, "The dick on this guy needs a rubbin'." It turns out my mom was in the shower with him. FML
by Anonymous / 05/01/2013 at 12:13pm / United States / Intimacy
by unforgettablee / 04/29/2013 at 3:08am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/28/2013 at 3:53pm / Saudi Arabia / Intimacy
by Beth / 04/28/2013 at 9:16am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
by Anonymous / 04/27/2013 at 12:11am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/24/2013 at 2:56pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/23/2013 at 9:38am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
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