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Today, I walked into my bathroom to find my girlfriend applying my deodorant. This would have been fine, if she wasn't applying it to her mouth. I don't think deodorant helps with bad breath, but a quick Google search shows that it does help with herpes. FML
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On 12/13/2011 at 9:39pm - intimacy - by neednewdeoderant - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML
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On 12/12/2011 at 4:45pm - kids - by Santa - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I sat on the kitchen counter in my boxers for ten minutes running my feet under hot water. Why? Because my dad thought it would be funny to superglue my feet together. FML
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On 12/12/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by lucas - United States (Alaska)
Today, I found out that the gentle, adorable oral surgeon who took out my wisdom teeth last year was recently arrested for rape. FML
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On 12/03/2011 at 1:43am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
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On 11/30/2011 at 12:55pm - misc - by Madi - United States (California)
Today, I scored the winning goal in my soccer tournament. For the other team. FML
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On 11/06/2011 at 1:14am - misc - by XxFA1LxX - Canada (Alberta)
Today, without telling me, my mom dropped me off at my grandmother's house, and drove off. Now I'm supposed to spend the next month with her. Guess she forgot my grandma died six weeks ago. FML
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On 10/24/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by lonely - United States (California)
Today, I thought it would be a great idea to tell my co-worker to calm down when he appeared to be very uptight. He thought it would be a great idea to punch me right in the face. FML
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On 10/21/2011 at 7:37am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, my twin boys who are 5 decided to teach each other how to fly off the shed out back. They are still in their pajamas. Batman's arm is broken and Spiderman has a slight concussion. FML
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On 10/19/2011 at 10:03am - kids - by optimistic2628 - United States
Today, for our 3rd anniversary, I gave my boyfriend a watch, courtesy of Rolex. He gave me herpes, courtesy of his other girlfriend. FML
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On 10/18/2011 at 10:16am - health - by stdpositivenow (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was watching my cousin shoot at targets on hay bales with his plastic pellet BB gun. After my sister asked him if it would hurt to be shot with one, my cousin smiled at her and said, "Ask your sister" as he shot me in the leg. I think my screaming was obvious enough. It hurts. FML
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On 10/16/2011 at 3:06am - misc - by ThanksChris (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I had to explain to a patient that no, her nipples were not slowly getting smaller. FML
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On 10/11/2011 at 5:43am - work - by Anony-moose (woman) - United States
Today, on my way to work I swerved to avoid hitting a dead animal. Too bad I ended up hitting a live one instead. FML
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On 10/02/2011 at 7:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, the boy I like came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML
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On 09/28/2011 at 5:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML
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On 09/28/2011 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
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