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by Noname / 03/12/2009 at 5:30am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Intimacy
Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML
by SadDad / 03/05/2009 at 8:51pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
Today, I finally broke my two year dry spell, but as she was putting on the condom, I came. She laughed from the time she was putting on her clothes to when she walked out the door. I don't think she's going to call back. FML
by theguy24 / 01/27/2009 at 7:47am / United States (Nebraska) / Intimacy
- Today, my boyfriend dumped me. One reason was because he couldn't have "intellectual conversations"… Today, I received an aggressive voicemail from a date asking why I was late. We were due to meet at… Today, after tossing and turning for hours trying to sleep, I finally doze off. I am then awoken by…