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  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 December 1996 (19 years)
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Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733
528 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61674) - you deserved it (332115)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML

#221148
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I agree, your life sucks (70103) - you deserved it (4160)

On 03/05/2009 at 8:51pm - kids - by SadDad - United States (Florida)

Today, I finally broke my two year dry spell, but as she was putting on the condom, I came. She laughed from the time she was putting on her clothes to when she walked out the door. I don't think she's going to call back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43574) - you deserved it (8597)

On 01/27/2009 at 7:47am - intimacy - by theguy24 - United States (Nebraska)



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