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Today, I finally broke my two year dry spell, but as she was putting on the condom, I came. She laughed from the time she was putting on her clothes to when she walked out the door. I don't think she's going to call back. FML

By theguy24 / Tuesday 27 January 2009 12:47 / United States

Today, I had to get into my house via the dog flap because my mom changed the locks. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 18 February 2011 21:18 / United States

Today, my mom told me that she was selling my favorite thing in the world, my trombone. The only thing that I'm good at is the trombone. FML

By ihavenothing / Friday 18 February 2011 14:47 / United States

Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML

By sickly / Friday 18 February 2011 13:06 /

Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML

By parentfail - / Saturday 11 December 2010 14:44 / United Kingdom