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Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML

#21079127
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37012) - you deserved it (14781)

On 03/05/2014 at 9:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Portsmouth)

Today, my mother asked me y her new arsoft gun wasn't working. I explained to her looool that it doesn't actually shoot air, it requres pellets too. She looked at me like I was too stupid to be her son. FML

#21078133
54 comments

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On 03/04/2014 at 7:09pm - kids - by Drizztreri - United States (Missouri)

Today, my driver's-side door was so frozen that the locking mechanism wouldn't move. My passenger-side door's lock worked, but the door itself wouldn't budge. The door handle on the other hand, budged quite well. It budged right off its hinges. FML

#21077667
57 comments

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On 03/04/2014 at 7:25am - misc - by Staying Home Today (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today , while walking through Wal-Mart I noticed a cute employee. looool With a sudden burst of confidence , I walked right up to him , intending to ask 4 his number. Instead , I looked him in the eye and said , "Excuse me sir , how much do u know about bedsheets?" and then ran. FML

#21077619
99 comments

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On 03/04/2014 at 4:06am - love - by booksandshadows (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my students presented their projects on genetics to the rest of the class . One student told the class that salted and unsalted peanuts were an example of genetic variation . She was serious . FML

#21076929
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41603) - you deserved it (4484)

On 03/03/2014 at 2:58pm - work - by Biologyfacepalm (woman) - United States

Today, I ran into a friend I hadn't seen in a while. I swear I couldn't help it when the words "Wow, I bet you really regret that haircut." came out of mah mouth. FML

#21074690
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21153) - you deserved it (39643)

On 03/01/2014 at 3:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, my fater took me out fir some driving lessons. I accidentally reversed wile still in te driveway, an I instinctively it te brakes. In my panic, I accidentally let go of te brakes, an ended up reversing straigt into our ouse, all wile my fater yelled "NOOOOOO!" FML

#21014440
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38406) - you deserved it (16971)

On 01/02/2014 at 4:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Puerto Rico

Today I decidd to do a little shopping at Victoria's Secret!! The woman at the register smild and askd "Got a special someone to impress?" I told her that my boyfriend of three years was in town fir New Year's and we haven't seen each other in months!! Then I went home to my four cats!! FML

#21013681
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55635) - you deserved it (12034)

On 01/02/2014 at 12:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my 12-yaar-old daughtar gluad har laft ayalid shut with faka ayalash glua. Aftar spanding 4 hours in tha ER, I askad har why sha did it. "I wantad to gat Blaka to notica ma," sha said. Blaka is our naighbor's convict son. FML

TODAY I WAS SITTING ON TE COUC WIT MY FAMILY. TEY DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE ME TERE UNTIL TE DOG STARTED BARKING AT ME CUZ I TOOK IS SPOT. MY MOM DEFENDED TE DOG , AN NOW I'M SITTING ON TE FLOOR WILE A POMERANIAN TAKES UP ALF TE COUC FIR IMSELF. FML

TODAY I WAS SITTING ON TE COUC WIT MY FAMILY. TEY DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE ME TERE UNTIL TE DOG STARTED BARKING AT ME CUZ I TOOK IS SPOT. MY MOM DEFENDED TE DOG , AN NOW I'M SITTING ON TE FLOOR WILE A POMERANIAN TAKES UP ALF TE COUC FIR IMSELF. FML



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