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emmaa3451
  • Town/Country : Vancouver, Canada
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 August 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 421
  • Number of comments : 93
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, I called in sick to work for a second day. After months of my boss trying to get me sacked by spreading vicious rumors about me, taunting me into retaliating, and generally making my life a living hell, he finally got his chance. He sent me a text saying, "yeh dont bother son ure fuckin fired." FML

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On 09/23/2011 at 10:48am - work - by sick of life - United States (New York)

Today, I drove 600 miles to be with my boyfriend of two years for his uncle's funeral. He didn't want me to come because I am seven months pregnant and flying is dangerous in the third trimester. When I got there I don't know who was more suprised to see me: him, his wife, or their kids. FML

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On 11/08/2009 at 10:39am - love - by homewrecker - United States

Today, I found out why my husband had wanted to wait until marriage to get it on. Last night was the first night of our honeymoon, and he informed me that he wasn't always Ben, but used to be Brenda. His 'penis' doesn't work and he had wanted to know I "truly loved him" before he had let me know. FML

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On 09/09/2009 at 1:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend of a year broke up with me because "god told him to." What god didn't tell him was that I would check his e-mail and find all the e-mails to and from his new girlfriend. FML

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On 07/16/2009 at 9:44am - love - by hrtbrkn (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my physics teacher asked who had implants. I raised my hand. Then he asked me to show him the implants. Shocked at his request I called him a perv. I later discovered he meant dental implants as he was teaching x rays not breast implants. FML

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On 03/07/2009 at 8:40am - misc - by Noname - Pakistan (Islamabad)



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