I'm seventeen years old. I'm a Christian. I like music, TV, movies, but most of all - Facebook =D
I don't know why but I put my birthday wrong on here. maybe for safety reasons? I can't remember.. anyway I'm actually born September 22nd 1992
Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit. FML
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On 10/31/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML
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On 07/27/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by fmysexlife (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I was supposed to work with this girl I really like but I had the flu really bad. I really really wanted to see her so I forced myself out of bed and went to work feeling terrible but determined to see her face. When I got to work I asked where she was. She had called in sick with the flu. FML
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On 06/30/2009 at 11:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML
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On 05/24/2009 at 5:49am - misc - by AyoitsSteveo (man) - United States (California)
Today, I decided I didn't care about my pride, and so I asked this girl out in a text. After an hour of no responce I asked again. Later I got a text saying, "I'm sorry, This is Emily's mom. Emily isn't here at the moment, but if I were you, I wouldn't ask again." I was rejected by her mom. FML
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On 05/11/2009 at 9:25pm - love - by ConnorFails (man) - United States (New Jersey)
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