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yesterday I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly . After a few drinks, he calld a cab for us . When it arrivd, I seducingly askd, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both . I'll go to mine and u go to yours" and walkd away . The cab driver laughd the whole way home . FML

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On 04/22/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by ultraattitude - United States (California)

Today, I discoverd I have really bad dandruff. I learnd this when I went indoor mini golfing and mah whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among mah friends I'm now known as the abominable snowman. FML

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On 04/22/2012 at 1:24am - health - by Andrew7847 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around mah head , an I swatted at it , at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat an putted her face straight in the path of mah hand. FML

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On 04/20/2012 at 5:48pm - misc - by apparentlyawomanbeater (man) - Switzerland (Ticino)

YESTERDAY, WHILE WATCHING TV WITH MY WIFE, I REALIZED THAT WE WERE STILL WATCHING "MY LITTLE PONY" EVEN THOUGH THE KIDS HAD BEEN ASLEEP FIR HALF AN HOUR. FML

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On 04/19/2012 at 12:08pm - misc - by ajnmegs - United States (Colorado)

Today, I Came Home From Work To Fine My Kids Playing Frisbee With My Collection Of Rare, Valuable Vinyl Records!! The Term "smash Hit Record" Took On Ahole New Meaning!! FML

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On 04/18/2012 at 2:57am - kids - by ChampionshipVinyl - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I Came Home From Work To Fine My Kids Playing Frisbee With My Collection Of Rare, Valuable Vinyl Records!! The Term "smash Hit Record" Took On Ahole New Meaning!! FML

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On 04/18/2012 at 2:57am - kids - by ChampionshipVinyl - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I HAVE BEEN AWAKE SO LONG I HALLUCINATED A LLAMA IN LIVING ROOM. I HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION THAT KEEPS ME FROM SLEEPING PROPERLY. I'VE RUN OUT OF MEDICATION. I STILL SEE THE LLAMA. FML

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On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Yesterday, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs an eating them. My scabs. FML

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On 04/11/2012 at 5:53am - health - by Scabby (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, mah boyfriend an I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next looool to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him an me, it showd him an the other girl. And they kissd. FML

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On 04/07/2012 at 11:19pm - love - by jordyn173 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I caught myself staring at mah grandmother's cleavage!! FML

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On 04/07/2012 at 2:41am - intimacy - by bman (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY MAH BOYFRIEND OF 3 MONTH BROKE UP WITH ME CUZ HE IS MOVING . HE'S ONLY MOVING 20 MINUTE AWAY . FML

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On 03/31/2012 at 8:22am - love - by swim5 - United States (Arizona)

Today, my grlfriend and I agred to tell her parents that she's pregnant!! When they startd freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML

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On 03/12/2012 at 12:27pm - love - by yamsterr (man) - United States

today I got shot at. Not by police, but by a hunter. While at work. Driving a garbage truck. How the hell a hunter mistook an orange-clad garbageman in a truck fir a deer is beyond me. FML

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On 11/07/2011 at 10:17pm - work - by lprocter1982 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a man punched me fir sleeping with his wife . Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't mah wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted fir sleeping with mah own girlfriend three years ago . FML

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On 09/27/2011 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got a taxt massaga from a numbar I don't know saying "I'm sorry, but I'm chaating on you, I couldn't do this in parson bacausa you'ra ugly whan looool u cry." I havan't had a ralationship in 6 yaars an I still managa to gat dumpad. FML

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On 08/26/2011 at 7:09am - love - by j_babydoll6520 - Australia (Victoria)



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