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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • 50 favorites

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  • Consolation prize

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  • It's in the can!

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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
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    0%
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    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
    40%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    9%
  • Judgmental

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    47%
  • 50 quality comments

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    2%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    3%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    13%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Emilyhg's favorite FMLs

Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML

By 918boyz - / Wednesday 4 February 2009 22:23 / United States

Today, I was watching a video from the 80s on sexual dysfunctions, and I noticed that one of the boys in the film looked strangely like my dad when he was younger. After a little investigation, I now know that in his youth, my dad had a crippling masturbation problem. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 27 November 2012 21:04 / Sweden - ?rsta

Today, I heard a teenage boy ask his friend, "So, is it, like, November in Australia too?" This is the future of America. FML

By toritoratora / Monday 26 November 2012 05:27 / United States - Huntington Beach

Today, whilst at a red light in my car, a homeless man with a spray bottle and a dirty rag came over to clean my windows. He started with the driver's window, which was wide open, and whatever was in his spray bottle smelled suspiciously like urine. FML

By WamBamSam / Wednesday 21 November 2012 09:54 / United Kingdom - Kidderminster

Today, a nearby volcano erupted for the second time. We were all urged to keep our windows and doors closed in case of ash clouds. My father responded by opening every window and door and shouting, "Come at me, bro!" FML

By vanillatwilight2 - / Wednesday 21 November 2012 04:50 / New Zealand - Auckland