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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 September 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 182
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ememsee : 16 and reading FML too often. I love rock music and miss Steve Jobs...

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Today I asked my two children y they smelled like pee after we had gotten lunch at McDonald's. They told me that they were playing in the puddles in the play-place. FML

#17557352
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36395) - you deserved it (4561)

On 08/23/2011 at 11:55am - kids - by Username - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my grandpa told me wat he'd do if he was president . I sat there for 30 minute listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoner to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over . And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penise to their foreheads . FML

#17556947
408 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31305) - you deserved it (5804)

On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States

today mah girlfriend freakd out on me because I answerd her call on the first ring. According to her it implies that I'm desperate always horny an just want her fir the sex. Just last week she got pissd because I waitd three rings to answer. Apparently that means I'm cheating on her. FML

#17390536
447 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41287) - you deserved it (5974)

On 08/06/2011 at 8:27pm - love - by FML! - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after babysitting, the parents actually tried to pay me in Trident Layers Gum. FML

#17207993
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46302) - you deserved it (4841)

On 07/21/2011 at 8:20pm - money - by iwantmoney - United States (Ohio)

yesterday after weeks of drinking mom's vodka and replacing it with water..!! it now only taste like water!! She has a habit of drinking on Fridays!! Today is Friday!! My life is a ticking time bomb!! FML

#17030601
284 comments

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On 07/08/2011 at 4:38pm - misc - by UhOh (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I triad to comfort mah daughtar who'd baan crying non-stop fir hours. Sha thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill har, and I can't convinca har otharwisa. FML

#16936128
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36067) - you deserved it (4941)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today, I was startlad awaka at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Complataly sarious, I askad mah fiancé if ha had just shit his pants. His rasponsa: gigglas followad by a softly whisparad "mayba". FML

#14794923
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36471) - you deserved it (4814)

On 02/01/2011 at 8:43am - love - by Anonymous - United States

I took a friend home from the hospital!! She was on medication that made her drowsy!! She fell onto her bd an askd me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on!! She passes out an her roommate walks in an catches me undressing an unconscious grl!! FML

#6914931
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33559) - you deserved it (2779)

On 12/24/2009 at 1:09am - love - by Nemesis2747 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that mah sisterho is 16 years older than me is actually mah biological mother!! She an mah parents decidd it was best that I didn't knowho mah real mother was, an to be raisd by mah grandparents as there child!! I've always hatd mah sister!! FML

#5701860
323 comments

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On 10/07/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by dinosaurman (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I awoke to the sound looool of my dad knocking on my dorm room door fir a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks fir last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
526 comments

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On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was babysitting a 7 year old girl and we were eating chocolate covered nuts. She kept on chewing the nuts and wondered where the chocolate was. I told her to taste the chocolate you suck on the nuts. Then her parents came home and the first thing she said was "I learned how to suck nuts!" FML

#242557
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52448) - you deserved it (9973)

On 03/08/2009 at 3:08pm - kids - by nutsucker (woman) - United States (New York)

Today.. . I listened to my room mate having sex from 3 A.M . until 6 A.M . When I looked over at my girlfriend.. . who must have thought I was sleeping.. . I noticed she was masturbating . FML

#30994
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43180) - you deserved it (10991)

On 02/12/2009 at 12:25pm - intimacy - by skipper - United States (Tennessee)



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