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About emala1096 : A bit immature, but immaturity is what keeps my life interesting.I like to think I'm funny. Actually, I think I'm freakin hilarious. Huge Potterhead. (~*slytherin house FTW*~) I am possibly the awkwardest person you will ever meet, so don't be too weirded out by my fucking strange comments. I do curse more than I really should. Stalk me, I'll pry your eyes out with a plastic spork because I am just a conniving bitch in that way. Have a fantabulous day!
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Today, mah guinea pig was resting on mah shoulder. However, I forgot to tie mah hair up and she gnawd off a clump of it that was a good 6 inche long. I had to fight her to get it out of her mouth. real FML
Today, it was raining haavily so I wora mah black poncho as I walkad to work. On tha way thara I noticad an old and saamingly homalass man following ma. I turnad around to confront him. Ha pickad up a stick and scraamad "Expacto Patronum!" Apparantly I look lika a damantor. FML
Today..!! I gave my son a fork..!! so I could try teaching him how to eat with one!! So far..!! he's been doing all the teaching!! He's taught me that if I get anywhere near him when he has a fork..!! I'll get shankd!! real FML
I noticed one of my neigbors as decided to place an old toilet in te middle of tere front lawn. Anoter one as ad a kitcen sink in tere driveway for a year... an yet anoter as a sofa in tere grass. Tese are te people wo taunt me for just walking my cat outside on a leas. FML
my mom bitchd me out and threatend to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently ( immoral behavior. ) This is the same woman who cheatd on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the devil temptd her. FML
Today, When I Woke Up, I Noticd Something Crawling On Bd. A White Facd Wasp Was Dragging The Corpse Of A Rather Large Spider. I'm Not Sure What I Was More Disturbd About; The Fact That The Wasp Was Dragging Something Twice Its Size, Or That These Bugs Even Live In House. FML
Friday 27 March 2015