About Emala1096
A bit immature, but immaturity is what keeps my life interesting.I like to think I'm funny. Actually, I think I'm freakin hilarious. Huge Potterhead. (~*slytherin house FTW*~) I am possibly the awkwardest person you will ever meet, so don't be too weirded out by my fucking strange comments. I do curse more than I really should. Stalk me, I'll pry your eyes out with a plastic spork because I am just a conniving bitch in that way. Have a fantabulous day!
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Today, I'm a recovering alcoholic and drug addict. On new years, my mom called and asked what kind of champagne I want. FML

By / Thursday 1 January 2009 15:38 / France

Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 3 May 2013 00:50 / United States - Acworth

Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML

By my dumb bro / Wednesday 17 April 2013 16:13 / United States - Gillham

Today, my cousin is visiting from Oklahoma. He can't go a minute without saying "YOLO" or "Swag". He's going to be here for a week. FML

By fuck YOLO / Wednesday 3 April 2013 05:20 / United States - Ramona

Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 26 March 2013 14:22 / United States - Audubon