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ellice17
  • Town/Country : Norwich, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 February 1990 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 546
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my boyfriend was coming home after a month of being away. When I heard him knock on the door, I rushed to open it and jumped into his arms for a hug. It wasn't him; it was the mailman. FML

Today, a hummingbird somehow got into my house. I spent two and a half hours trying to get it out after finally using a blanket to catch it. I run outside to release it from my hands, and it flew back into my house. FML

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On 10/27/2010 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, a hummingbird somehow got into my house. I spent two and a half hours trying to get it out after finally using a blanket to catch it. I run outside to release it from my hands, and it flew back into my house. FML

#13614201
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22501) - you deserved it (5498)

On 10/27/2010 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, in the middle of class, I sneezed out the biggest, wettest booger I have ever seen in my life. I'd used the inside of my elbow to cover my nose, but I neglected to notice that my hair had fallen over my shoulder. I couldn't get it all out of my hair and I don't think any believed me when I said it was hair gel. FML

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On 10/07/2010 at 3:28pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was in my hotel room. I picked up an expensive wine from the mini fridge, just to see what it is. I heard a mechanical "bling". I was charged for it. Then, I tried to put it back, only to hear another "bling". I was charged twice for expensive wine that I won't even drink. FML

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On 09/26/2010 at 7:29am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, I was at a comedy club, and the girl behind me was drinking. Before she swallowed it, the comedian said something funny, making her spit it all in my hair. I had just had it done for my sister's wedding tomorrow. FML

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On 09/25/2010 at 12:49am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got a brand new couch. My husband told me to keep our puppy off of it so we could keep it nice. She jumped on it, and as I picked her up to put her back on the floor, her claws dragged across it and ripped 2 of the cushions. FML

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On 09/14/2010 at 5:46pm - misc - by miss Suzanne - United States (New York)



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