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  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 April 1995 (20 years)
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Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball... right into her face again. FML

#1452410
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67079) - you deserved it (30174)

On 04/29/2009 at 10:35am - misc - by hyper12332 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was looking after my parents house and their wiener dog, and fell asleep on the couch. The dog climbed onto my shoulders and rested behind my head like a doggie neck pillow. All was great until she farted right in my left ear. FML

#5060
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18883) - you deserved it (6467)

On 02/01/2009 at 11:31pm - animals - by Noname - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I realized I spend way too much time on the computer. I grabbed the menu at the restaurant, glanced at the page, and tried to do CTRL+F to find seafood. Geek coming through! FML

#1196
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8026) - you deserved it (27171)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:14am - love - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today, at the Eurostar customs, an officer asked me if I had packed my luggage myself. I teasingly answered "No, I was helped by a member of Al Qaeda." which earned me a body and luggage search and a missed train. FML

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On 12/14/2008 at 12:15am - misc - by Behemoth2 - Sent from mobile version



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