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Today, after a surprise candlelit dinner and a two bottles of wine for my birthday, my boyfriend and I decided to take a sexy shower together. It ended with us both drunk, naked, and crying, wedged into a small tub together, talking about our dead pets. FML
by Anonymous / 05/30/2012 at 1:46am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML
by Jayne / 03/29/2012 at 12:45am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 03/25/2012 at 9:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by J Rush / 03/21/2012 at 7:46am / United Kingdom (Powys) / Health
by CierraJordan / 03/14/2012 at 7:31am / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that my resume contained the word "masturbation" in the skills section, courtesy of a practical joke by my best friend. I have been using this CV unsuccessfully for over two months. FML
by Anonymous / 03/13/2012 at 8:51am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/09/2012 at 10:14am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/06/2012 at 3:41pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by Ismellbacon / 02/29/2012 at 1:29am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/10/2012 at 1:04am / United States / Health
by Scarred4Life / 01/01/2012 at 1:18am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML
by This girl / 12/19/2011 at 1:01pm / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous
by b3ardown23 / 09/06/2011 at 9:14pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Cowgirl_Up37 / 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by stupiddrunk / 02/28/2011 at 8:10pm / United Kingdom (London) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…
- Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, after hours of non-stop work on an important case, I cheeringly blurted out, "And now, time…