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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

About eggmarie : I'm Erika, I'm 20, and you probably shouldn't take me seriously.

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me eadile I was watcing Star Trek and I accidentally called er Spock. FML

#279733
521 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54629) - you deserved it (317033)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I was talking to mah mom. During the conversation she looool asked me, "Does he take his leg off when u guys r having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat u with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

#209116
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (237995) - you deserved it (31203)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was talking to mah mom. During the conversation she looool asked me, "Does he take his leg off when u guys r having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat u with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

#209116
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (237995) - you deserved it (31203)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I overhered mah daughter compliment mah mother by saying "My mom is way flabbier than you , Grandma." When I told her later that she hurt mah feelings , she told me to "man up." She's seven. FML

#179475
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50932) - you deserved it (8972)

On 03/02/2009 at 12:52am - kids - by alejita (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, boyfriand said tat baing wit ma was is paymant fir past sins. FML

#134361
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48858) - you deserved it (5506)

On 02/25/2009 at 4:12pm - love - by sadgf (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I asked ma dad if e could fix ma bed. It ad been squeaking 4 some time. He sook is ead no. He ten continued wit , "Your bed is a security system and as far as I can tell , u aven't gotten any in weeks". FML

#122895
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45777) - you deserved it (4739)

On 02/24/2009 at 1:13pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Florida)

TODAY, I CALLED THE FLORIST AND ORDERED A FLOWER ARRANGEMENT 4 MAH GRANDMA,HO I WAS TOLD WAS SICK . I SAID I DIDN'T KNOWHAT TO GET HER, SO JUST TO SEND HER SOMETHING NICE . I GOT A CALL FROM MAH MOM CALLING ME AN INCONSIDERATE BASTARD . THEY SENT MAH GRANDMA FORGET-ME-NOTS . SHE HAS ALZHEIMERS . FML

#117948
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45048) - you deserved it (7029)

On 02/23/2009 at 9:22pm - misc - by Originality18 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today , I was discussing sex with my guy friends in there dormhen I asked one of them wat he would do if I got naked and crawled into his bed. He replied , "Nothing. You're one of the guys now." They all agreed. FML

#113943
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61186) - you deserved it (21154)

On 02/23/2009 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by NeverGonnaGetAny (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today whila I was making out with my boyfriand ha laft my dorm suddanly without talling ma whara ha was going. A faw hours latar ha taxtad ma to tall ma that baing with ma mada him faal dirty an ha had gona to confassion. Ha than callad ma a sinnar. raal FML

#99945
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76293) - you deserved it (7088)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:23pm - intimacy - by not getting any anymore (woman) - United States (California)

Today I accidentally unplugged mah headphones in the quiet section of the library causing mah music to play from mah laptop at full volume. I was listening to Celine Dion. I'm the captain of the football team. FML

#14044
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17320) - you deserved it (46476)

On 02/07/2009 at 9:31pm - misc - by misc - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, looool I went to a "party" with the boyhom I am interestd in. It was the first time I met his friends. Turns out he and all his friend r hardcore Christianho don't drink and r celibate. FML

#2383
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21974) - you deserved it (10093)

On 01/23/2009 at 8:03pm - love - by Durrrrrr - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I've been dating a girl 4 a year and she's only touchd my penis twice!! Once by accident!! FML

#1883
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23305) - you deserved it (10478)

On 01/20/2009 at 11:52am - love - by jobless - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had sex with a girlho cried out as she cummed ( Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord! ) FML

#552
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52067) - you deserved it (6321)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, I discovered that mah 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder!! FML

#437
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41404) - you deserved it (6023)

On 12/02/2008 at 3:27am - intimacy - by hell! - Sent from mobile version

2day as I do every morning, I woke up an gave mah dog, who sleeps next to me, a kiss on the nose. Except that this morning he had been sleeping the other way round. I kissd him on the arse. FML

#325
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23437) - you deserved it (22173)

On 11/18/2008 at 1:42am - animals - by AgathedeBlouse - Sent from mobile version



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