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ebonyirony

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ebonyirony

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  • Town/Country : Philadelphia, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 August 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4671
  • Number of comments : 668
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 32 posted

About ebonyirony : childfree and happy
obsessed with Russian Blue cats. mine is Annabel Lee, aka Abe.
Waitress at Dorsia.
I hate modern art.
I go to an art school. I'm a jeweller
I'm Amber Sweet and I'm addicted to the knife.
Skyrim addict. Ask me.
Don't Type Like This Unless It's a Book Title.
XBOXLIVE- itsferalchaos
I don't like when people reply to the first comments to just be on the first page. It's a waste.
I want to be mentioned in profiles!!
People I like on FML(no order)(grows and shrinks)
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DocBastard
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Perdix

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Fucked!<b>ProfessorMctitie</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 9:44am<b>D_Word_Head</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 2:02am<b>mhterp90</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 12:52am<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 7:01pm<b>pokysmalls</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 9:17pm<b>uzinugget</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 4:53am<b>balboa_2</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 8:54am<b>Lct1196</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 6:36am<b>IndieCowboy</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 4:50am<b>goldcock19</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 9:24pm<b>khoov19</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 12:24am<b>grimlock718</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 8:50am<b>milkman18</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 6:22pm<b>tompom331</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 4:04am<b>paravoz</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 8:10am<b>RealSuperSand</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 6:19am<b>marshm610</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 6:02am<b>infantrysoldier</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 7:47pm

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ebonyirony's favorite FMLs

Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML

#20011112
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16348) - you deserved it (21524)

On 08/09/2012 at 7:39am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found one of my mom's old diaries that dated back to my infant days. I couldn't help but read a little. I'm now in great concern over how many times my mom wrote that she wanted to dunk me in the toilet or throw me against a wall. FML

#20010632
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23308) - you deserved it (3469)

On 08/09/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out that just because you express mail something, it doesn't mean the post office won't still lose it. What did they lose? My signed marriage license. We spent all that time and money to get married on the day of our choosing, and our marriage isn't even valid. FML

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "happy birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML

#20009566
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37117) - you deserved it (3967)

On 08/08/2012 at 1:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to a BBQ. The night was going well until I had to wrestle car keys away from my intoxicated mother in front of all my friends. FML

#20007077
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21036) - you deserved it (1730)

On 08/07/2012 at 2:16am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom's intense fear of tornadoes caused her to break into the bathroom, drag me off the toilet while I was changing my tampon, and drag me to the basement with my pants around my ankles to join my father, brother, and my brother's best friend. FML

#20002813
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33920) - you deserved it (1720)

On 08/04/2012 at 8:44pm - misc - by m - United States (Indiana)

Today, I saw the girl that I've had a crush on forever riding her horse on the side of the road. She waved, and without thinking, I honked my horn in response. Her horse bucked her off. FML

#19997037
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22977) - you deserved it (15722)

On 08/01/2012 at 7:31pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I discovered that the only reason my husband is taking yoga classes with me is because he wants to be flexible enough to suck his own rod. FML

#19996058
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34099) - you deserved it (5935)

On 08/01/2012 at 5:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I tried to explain to my daughter why she couldn’t have a sleepover with her boyfriend yet. She said, "If you're so worried about me having sex, then you failed as a father because I've already banged four guys." FML

#19995628
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59258) - you deserved it (10969)

On 08/01/2012 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I woke up to find my cat has gone into heat. Her favorite thing to do right now is sticking her ass in my face and howling like a Nazgûl. FML

#19992743
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19737) - you deserved it (4035)

On 07/30/2012 at 2:05pm - animals - by soph511 (woman) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, I went bra shopping with my mother. She insisted that I try on a bunch of push-up bras, and I told her I didn't want to, because it's false advertising. She looked at me and said that I need all the help I can get. FML

#19800158
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25927) - you deserved it (4327)

On 06/17/2012 at 3:11am - misc - by historyfreak_17 - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML

#19799986
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29441) - you deserved it (3521)

On 06/17/2012 at 2:33am - misc - by flyingpuppy - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors in syntax, resulting in my mood being killed. I was cockblocked by my need for grammatical correctness. FML

#19799691
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24378) - you deserved it (10997)

On 06/17/2012 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML

#19595631
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19413) - you deserved it (33134) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/08/2012 at 11:48pm - misc - by Mouhahaa (man) - France



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