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About ebonyirony : General misanthrope. Romanian. droog
Waitress at Dorsia.
I hate modern art.
I go to an art school.
my name is Katz
I'm Amber Sweet and I'm addicted to the knife.
Skyrim addict. Ask me.
Don't Type Like This Unless It's a Book Title.
I don't like when people reply to the first comments to just be on the first page. It's a waste.
I want to be mentioned in profiles!!
People I like on FML(no order)(grows and shrinks)
pierce the veil
she wants revenge
of mice and men
I NEED to know!
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
Back from a party
An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.
Today, I tried to explain to my daughter why she couldn’t have a sleepover with her boyfriend yet. She said, "If you're so worried about me having sex, then you failed as a father because I've already banged four guys." FML
Today, I went bra shopping with my mother. She insisted that I try on a bunch of push-up bras, and I told her I didn't want to, because it's false advertising. She looked at me and said that I need all the help I can get. FML
Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML