About ebonyirony : General misanthrope. Romanian. droog
Waitress at Dorsia.
I hate modern art.
I go to an art school.
my name is Katz
I'm Amber Sweet and I'm addicted to the knife.
Skyrim addict. Ask me.
Don't Type Like This Unless It's a Book Title.
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PSN: apturefluttershy
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I don't like when people reply to the first comments to just be on the first page. It's a waste.
I want to be mentioned in profiles!!
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Today, I saw the girl that I've had a crush on forever riding her horse on the side of the road. She waved, and without thinking, I honked my horn in response. Her horse bucked her off. FML
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On 08/01/2012 at 7:31pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I discovered that the only reason my husband is taking yoga classes with me is because he wants to be flexible enough to suck his own rod. FML
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On 08/01/2012 at 5:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I tried to explain to my daughter why she couldn’t have a sleepover with her boyfriend yet. She said, "If you're so worried about me having sex, then you failed as a father because I've already banged four guys." FML
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On 08/01/2012 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada
Today, I woke up to find my cat has gone into heat. Her favorite thing to do right now is sticking her ass in my face and howling like a Nazgûl. FML
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On 07/30/2012 at 2:05pm - animals - by soph511 (woman) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)
Today, I went bra shopping with my mother. She insisted that I try on a bunch of push-up bras, and I told her I didn't want to, because it's false advertising. She looked at me and said that I need all the help I can get. FML
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On 06/17/2012 at 3:11am - misc - by historyfreak_17 - United States (Michigan)
Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML
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On 06/17/2012 at 2:33am - misc - by flyingpuppy - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors in syntax, resulting in my mood being killed. I was cockblocked by my need for grammatical correctness. FML
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On 06/17/2012 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my wife made my hand bleed by stabbing it with a fork. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML
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On 05/08/2012 at 11:48pm - misc - by Mouhahaa (man) - France
Today, I was so insecure, I got scared of what people might think of my fingers. FML
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On 04/29/2012 at 8:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
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On 04/29/2012 at 2:31pm - love - by davincourt (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I watched "Rain Man" with my family. The whole time they kept exclaiming, "Omigod! That's just like Kate!" FML
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On 04/29/2012 at 11:22am - misc - by Kate (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML
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On 04/29/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by ShadowJack - United States
Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
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On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML
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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML
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On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
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