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About eb0ny : My time is spent hoarding cats. Currently I have acquired four, but I am working on a fifth one. I submit a lot of FMLS because I hate my life. :)
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TODAY , I BROKE MAH ARM !! WHEN I GOT HOME FROM THE DOCTORS WITH MAH CAST , I FELL ASLEEP ON THE COUCH FROM THE MEDICINE !! WHEN I WOKE UP , THERE WERE SWASTIKAS , "I LOVE THE KKK" , AND MULTIPLE PENISES WRITTEN ALL OVER MAH CAST !! MY DAD THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY !! FML
Today , my friend compard my hair color to hers. Also , she braidd my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I askd her y and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. fat FML
Today... I was in a public restroom taking a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public... so to make it easier I kept telling myself "Nobody's here... you're all alone." I then heard "No... you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud. And that I wasn't alone. FML
Today, I was driving my family home, when my 7 year old son had to pee. Having long since passed any rest stops, I made him use a bottle. Once he was done, he grenaded the bottle out the window, hitting someone's windshield dead on. FML
Today, I was trying to go to sleep wen I eard my sister come ome from te bar. I fell asleep an woke up an our later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I askd er wat se was doing an se said ( I'm peieng. ) FML
Friday 27 March 2015