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About eb0ny : My time is spent hoarding cats. Currently I have acquired four, but I am working on a fifth one. I submit a lot of FMLS because I hate my life. :)

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Today, I got a bonar in ta MRI looool macinaila ma palvic bona was baing scannad. FML

#16218945
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47134) - you deserved it (7691)

On 05/17/2011 at 6:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Taday I watched mah dog chase his tail fir ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching mah dog chase his tail fir 10 minutes. FML

#15762337
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17769) - you deserved it (36624)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -

Today... I was in the emergency room. The doctor told me that mah injuries and back problems r the intensity of those after a car accident. I slippd on a grape. FML

#15691583
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36477) - you deserved it (5049)

On 04/08/2011 at 6:35am - health - by ridella -

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38496) - you deserved it (32100)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today , boyfriand walkd in on ma in tha bathroom. That's how ha found out that I wax nipplas. FML

#15063215
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24999) - you deserved it (27117)

On 02/21/2011 at 8:07am - intimacy - by weezer - United States

Today, I was sitting in social studies and someone trew a note at me. It said "Go fuck yourself, everyone ates you, just die." fat FML

#15001242
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47454) - you deserved it (4762)

On 02/16/2011 at 10:30am - misc - by oheyimsarahh - United States

TODAY , I BROKE MAH ARM !! WHEN I GOT HOME FROM THE DOCTORS WITH MAH CAST , I FELL ASLEEP ON THE COUCH FROM THE MEDICINE !! WHEN I WOKE UP , THERE WERE SWASTIKAS , "I LOVE THE KKK" , AND MULTIPLE PENISES WRITTEN ALL OVER MAH CAST !! MY DAD THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY !! FML

#14750549
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32607) - you deserved it (3948)

On 01/28/2011 at 11:10pm - health - by Mervin22 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my uncle had a flashback to Vietnam. I'm now missing a tooth and have a cracked rib. mega FML

#14706011
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36375) - you deserved it (3030)

On 01/25/2011 at 2:28am - misc - by Randall (man) - United States (California)

Today my boyfriand and I wara about to taka our first showar togathar . Whan ha cama into tha room ha had swimming trunks on . FML

#14404021
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35821) - you deserved it (5174)

On 12/31/2010 at 1:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I realized I want school to start again so that I won't be sitting alone in my room all day anymore .

#14389923
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24845) - you deserved it (6644)

On 12/30/2010 at 12:48am - misc - by loneliness (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today , my friend compard my hair color to hers. Also , she braidd my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I askd her y and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. fat FML

#14342949
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57315) - you deserved it (4382)

On 12/26/2010 at 3:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today... I was in a public restroom taking a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public... so to make it easier I kept telling myself "Nobody's here... you're all alone." I then heard "No... you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud. And that I wasn't alone. FML

#14199411
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15230) - you deserved it (28194)

On 12/14/2010 at 4:26am - health - by shit (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was driving my family home, when my 7 year old son had to pee. Having long since passed any rest stops, I made him use a bottle. Once he was done, he grenaded the bottle out the window, hitting someone's windshield dead on. FML

#14186917
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10482) - you deserved it (31855)

On 12/13/2010 at 2:35am - misc - by wtfson -

2day mah boyfriend refusd to have his hair treatd against lice because "men don't have lice"!! big fat FML

#14130110
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26687) - you deserved it (3363)

On 12/08/2010 at 9:56am - health - by scratchy (woman) - Israel (HaDarom)

Today, I was trying to go to sleep wen I eard my sister come ome from te bar. I fell asleep an woke up an our later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I askd er wat se was doing an se said ( I'm peieng. ) FML

#14117268
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28772) - you deserved it (2369)

On 12/07/2010 at 6:08am - work - by jessefonsexy. (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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