About Eb0ny
My time is spent hoarding cats. Currently I have acquired four, but I am working on a fifth one. I submit a lot of FMLS because I hate my life. :)
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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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  • Up and coming moderator

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • A new thumb

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  • 50 quality comments

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  • Consolation prize

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  • 50 favorites

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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    7%
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    3%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

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    20%
  • The return of the thumb

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  • The thumb strikes back

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    1%
  • My diary is a collector's item

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  • Tell us what happened next

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  • The rules are the rules

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • Socialite

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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    99%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Eb0ny's favorite FMLs

Today, I had dinner on my own. My cat came and sat on the chair on the other side of the table. We stared at each other during the whole meal. Pathetic. FML

By JulleandCici / Saturday 31 January 2009 15:03 / France

Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 1 March 2013 07:18 / United States - American Canyon

Today, my neighbor went on vacation, leaving me in charge of his cat and dog. For some reason, he calls his dog "Cat" and his cat "Dog". There are two pet food containers, one labeled "Cat" and the other labeled "Dog". I have no idea which one goes to which animal. FML

By catdog / Wednesday 2 January 2013 06:07 / United States - West Sacramento

Today, my drunk girlfriend maxed out my credit card, on an "authentic" Jesus Christ autograph on eBay. FML

By maxedoutidiot / Thursday 13 December 2012 02:14 / United States

Today, on the bus, when I was asking my 6-year-old son what he wanted for Christmas, a stranger came up to us and yelled at him about how Santa Claus is not real, that his "parents are fucking liars" and that he should "never listen to anything one of those fuckers says." FML

By n1a1t1h1a1n1 - / Tuesday 11 December 2012 07:15 / United States - San Francisco