About eb0ny : My time is spent hoarding cats. Currently I have acquired four, but I am working on a fifth one. I submit a lot of FMLS because I hate my life. :)
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Today, I was ringing up a lady and her daughter at the shoe store I work at. The background on my nametag is a rainbow, and when the daughter saw it, she asked her mother why it was so. Her mother looks at my nametag, then me, then turns to her daughter and says "Because he hates God honey". FML
by maconda99 / 04/05/2009 at 11:14pm / United States (Colorado) / Work
Today, my friends decided that I eat too many snacks. To emphasize this point, they went behind my back and printed 300 pages with my face and the words "NO SNACKS" on them. They were posted in every academic building on campus, including every room I have class in. FML
by face / 03/25/2009 at 1:45am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Noname / 03/12/2009 at 5:30am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Intimacy
by legit / 03/02/2009 at 12:22am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, a flight attendant asked me if I was airsick because I looked really pale. I told her that was my normal complexion but thanked her for her concern. She insisted "No, that can't be normal." FML
by Casper / 02/11/2009 at 12:16am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
by beckbr / 02/01/2009 at 7:51pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
- Today, I found out that the manager of my old job, that I absolutely hated and told I quit with a 2… Today, my boyfriend and I took our dog on a generous walk. When we got back he said he had lost his… Today, I was trying to be sexy for my boyfriend, but I slipped and bashed my face on the bad. Now I…