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eb0ny

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eb0ny

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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About eb0ny : My time is spent hoarding cats. Currently I have acquired four, but I am working on a fifth one. I submit a lot of FMLS because I hate my life. :)

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Today, I was ringing up a lady and her daughter at the shoe store I work at. The background on my nametag is a rainbow, and when the daughter saw it, she asked her mother why it was so. Her mother looks at my nametag, then me, then turns to her daughter and says "Because he hates God honey". FML

#827000
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69941) - you deserved it (4982)

On 04/05/2009 at 11:14pm - work - by maconda99 (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my friends decided that I eat too many snacks. To emphasize this point, they went behind my back and printed 300 pages with my face and the words "NO SNACKS" on them. They were posted in every academic building on campus, including every room I have class in. FML

#594482
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70280) - you deserved it (10301)

On 03/25/2009 at 1:45am - misc - by face (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733
528 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61667) - you deserved it (332074)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I was singing Alicia Keys in the shower and hitting the insanely high notes. My father ran into the bathroom and threw open the shower door, screaming. He thought I was wailing in pain. FML

#179032
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19210) - you deserved it (45371)

On 03/02/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by legit (man) - United States (California)

Today, a flight attendant asked me if I was airsick because I looked really pale. I told her that was my normal complexion but thanked her for her concern. She insisted "No, that can't be normal." FML

#23429
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40149) - you deserved it (2733)

On 02/11/2009 at 12:16am - misc - by Casper (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I asked a little old lady in line at my work why she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response: "I'd love to, but they're all dead." FML

#4982
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16861) - you deserved it (27885)

On 02/01/2009 at 7:51pm - love - by beckbr - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had dinner on my own. My cat came and sat on the chair on the other side of the table. We stared at each other during the whole meal. Pathetic. FML

#4050
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33917) - you deserved it (4721)

On 01/31/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by JulleandCici - Sent from mobile version



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