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easwhitey
  • Town/Country : houston, united states
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 August 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 321
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About easwhitey : I kill bitches and I won\\\'t apologize for it.

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Today, my wonderful boyfriend asked me if I wanted him to cook me scrambled eggs with sausage for breakfast. When I said yes, he pulled out his junk, and started shaking it violently in my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31863) - you deserved it (9142)

On 12/02/2010 at 10:54am - intimacy - by sissydlk (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I asked my boyfriend if there's a reason why he has never gone down on me. He responded, "Your back door is too close to your front door and it creeps me out." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29937) - you deserved it (4454)

On 12/01/2010 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML

#14043132
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52479) - you deserved it (9843)

On 12/01/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML

#14043132
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52479) - you deserved it (9843)

On 12/01/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I realized that 95% of my facebook friends added me only because they think my sisters are hot. FML

#13944368
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I agree, your life sucks (24036) - you deserved it (3107)

On 11/23/2010 at 12:22am - misc - by smallfrie32 -

Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML

#13925706
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22164) - you deserved it (7793)

On 11/21/2010 at 1:16pm - love - by rebeccacaissie - United States

Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML

#11542106
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26410) - you deserved it (22645)

On 06/29/2010 at 1:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML

#11542106
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26410) - you deserved it (22645)

On 06/29/2010 at 1:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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