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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 August 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 479
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About easwhitey : I kill bitches and I won\\\'t apologize for it.

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Today, my wonderful boyfriend asked me if I wanted him to cook me scrambled eggs with sausage for breakfast. When I said yes, he pulled out his junk, and started shaking it violently in my face. FML

#14058992
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38207) - you deserved it (10023)

On 12/02/2010 at 10:54am - intimacy - by sissydlk (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I asked my boyfriend if there's a reason why he has never gone down on me. He responded, "Your back door is too close to your front door and it creeps me out." FML

#14048087
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35052) - you deserved it (4925)

On 12/01/2010 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML

#14043132
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63041) - you deserved it (11540)

On 12/01/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML

#14043132
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63041) - you deserved it (11540)

On 12/01/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I realized that 95% of my facebook friends added me only because they think my sisters are hot. FML

#13944368
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32449) - you deserved it (4374)

On 11/23/2010 at 12:22am - misc - by smallfrie32 -

Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML

#13925706
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27937) - you deserved it (8588)

On 11/21/2010 at 1:16pm - love - by rebeccacaissie - United States

Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML

#11542106
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32066) - you deserved it (25190)

On 06/29/2010 at 1:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML

#11542106
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32066) - you deserved it (25190)

On 06/29/2010 at 1:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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