About Easwhitey
I kill bitches and I won\\\'t apologize for it.
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Easwhitey's favorite FMLs

Today, my wonderful boyfriend asked me if I wanted him to cook me scrambled eggs with sausage for breakfast. When I said yes, he pulled out his junk, and started shaking it violently in my face. FML

By sissydlk - / Thursday 2 December 2010 15:54 / United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend if there's a reason why he has never gone down on me. He responded, "Your back door is too close to your front door and it creeps me out." FML

By Username / Wednesday 1 December 2010 19:04 / United States

Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 1 December 2010 05:11 / United States

Today, I realized that 95% of my facebook friends added me only because they think my sisters are hot. FML

By smallfrie32 / Tuesday 23 November 2010 05:22 /

Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML

By rebeccacaissie / Sunday 21 November 2010 18:16 / United States